MishMash Monday & One Good Stock Tip

COMING FROM LANCASTER,OHIO A MY QUALITY TIME POST.MISHMASH MONDAY AND ONE GREAT STOCK TIP. DON’T FORGET TO REINVEST THOSE DIVIDENDS.

I was in Starbucks recently for a coffee and carrot muffin, when I suddenly realized I had a desperate need to fart. There were a lot of people standing around and I didn't want to give up my seat. The music was really, really loud so I timed my farts with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs I started to feel better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me! And suddenly I remembered ..................... I was listening to my iPod……….............. and how was your day?

 Maxine at a much younger age. When Maxine applied to Hooters they just gave her a bra and said, "Here fill this out.”

“Defensive investors like high dividend yielding stocks and consider them as reliable options that can provide consistent returns year after year. Historically high dividend stocks outperformed the rest of the market despite being less volatile and risky than the rest of the market. Younger investors who aren't targeting 7%-plus dividend yields can especially invest in dividend stocks that are increasing earnings at higher rates. These stocks can potentially boost their dividend payments significantly as their earnings keep going up.” READ MORE  My  favorite is $NLY……”Annaly Capital Management Inc  has a high dividend yield and high EPS growth rate. Its dividend yield is 13.56% and its EPS grew at 23.04% per year in the past five years. Annaly owns, manages, and finances a portfolio of real estate related investments.”  Yes I do own $NLY and have for several years….If you are not interested in investments then::::

Johnny Cash One Piece At A Time 

The Dispatch Taxes My Patience::Buster says, if anyone's trading in misleading resentment, it's the D'Bag Dispatch. ……………………………………………………………………………..

I THINK I’LL RUN FOR PRESIDENT…but first I have to learn how to bank

Bank Nice

“The Problem with Big Banks and the Benefits of Credit Unions Most of us require a system to save, transfer, and borrow money. Banks have traditionally offered these services, but banks have developed some big problems that harm us. Credit unions offer a less harmful solution to banking.” Read More…………………………

KOMEN UPDATE::: Komen Foundation pretends to change its mind. One corporate communications executive wonders: is the public stupid enough to buy it? “The Susan G. Komen Foundation does NOT promise to fund Planned Parenthood in the future. They promise to let PP APPLY for grants in the future.”……………………………………………………… Maybe we need to take the RIBBON back

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GOTTA GO TO THE MEETING:: I feel I’m missing something.

Time to get back to nature

I’m off to the store:::

Does Not Compute:

The cookies don't make crumbs,No need to feed the mouse cheese,You can't eat the spam. Thanks Tony……………………………………………………………………….

What do you think: Should Colonel Sanders  have his own stamp?

I Wish

( I Had )

Insight:

Confucius Say

1. A giraffe's family reunion is called "necks of kin
2. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired
3. When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall……………………. Thanks for stopping by and have a great day.COMING FROM LANCASTER,OHIO A MY QUALITY TIME POST.MISHMASH MONDAY AND ONE GREAT STOCK TIP. DON’T FORGET TO REINVEST THOSE DIVIDENDS.