SPEEDING TICKET... I got stopped for speeding yesterday!
I THOUGHT I COULD TALK
MY WAY OUT OF IT, UNTIL THE OFFICER LOOKED AT
MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT
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Love it! Happy holidays Joe :)
ReplyDeleteHappy Holidays Joe and Linda! Keep the car at the speed limit ;>)
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA ---made me laugh this morning!!!!! Have a great day!
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Hugs,
Betsy
This reminds me of my mother many years ago. She was stopped for speeding. She looked up at the officer with a quizzical look on her face and uttered these words: “Officer, I am so sorry for speeding, but how do you expect me to hold my hands on the steering wheel and concentrate on the road while at the same time looking down at the speedometer. I could hit someone or run off the road.” Then he was the person with the a look of despair on his face. He told her to try harder to do both at the same time, and he let her go. I could not believe what I saw and heard.
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