Sunday Sermon at My Quality Time

 A passage from “My Utmost For His Highest” by Oswald Chambers.

QUESTION & ANSWER TIME:::::::::::

Q.. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?

A.. Ruthless.

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Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?

A.. German Shepherds.

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Q.. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

A.. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

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Q.. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?

A.. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

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Q... Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?

A.. Samson. He brought the house down.

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Q. Which Bible character had no parents?

A.. Joshua, son of Nun.

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and last but not least

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Q.. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?

A.. Because Noah was standing on the deck.

Sunday Sermon at My Quality Time..A passage from “My Utmost For His Highest” by Oswald Chambers.

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Just A Couple Stories at My Quality Time

 “The Battle Within” at My Quality Time

Eye hope you enjoyed the stories. Have a great day….

“True Friendship” at My Quality Time.

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Can You Answer These Questions???

 Haunting questions at My Quality time

says “thanks for stopping by and I hope you have a great day…”

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A Quality Time Turtle Update at The Georgia Sea Turtle Center

 A Quality time visit to the Georgia Sea Turtle Center

First Loggerhead Nest of the Season Found on Cumberland Island BRUNSWICK, Ga. (5/12/2014)

Loggerhead sea turtles may be slow on land, but give them this: When it comes to the start of nesting season, they tend to be on time. Georgia’s first loggerhead nest of 2014 was found at Cumberland Island on Friday, May 9. READ MORE

Now a visit to:

The Georgia Sea Turtle Center on Jekyll Island Georgia

DANGER DANGER DANGER DANGER DANGER DANGER

“Loggerhead turtles are susceptible to a number of threats, both natural and man-made. These threats include but are not limited to watercraft interaction, disease, cold stunning, predators (The main threats to Georgia sea turtles are nest predation by hogs, raccoons, and dogs,)  entanglement in passive fishing gear, incidental capture in commercial and recreational fisheries, light pollution, nesting habitat degradation and beach erosion.” READ MORE.. With problems like that you need a HOSPITAL FOR TURTLES… an integral part of the Georgia Sea Turtle Center.

I would like to introduce you to: Flounder

I hope I’m not violating any HIPAA Privacy Rules LOL 

“The Georgia Sea Turtle Center is a hospital for ill and injured sea turtles, and we are the only hospital of its kind in Georgia! The Center is open to the public and offers an interactive Exhibit Gallery and Rehabilitation Pavilion, where guests can view our patients and witness their recovery process.” READ MORE

Flounders surgery was successful. Dr. Beau Sasser (human orthopedic surgeon) and Lindsay Erickson (surgical tech) donated their equipment and time.

Meanwhile back at the beach:

I had to chance to talk with Katie an employee of the Sea turtle Center. Katie is from California and has a degree in wildlife management.Before Katie started working at the Center she had done some volunteer work in Costa Rica.

  Katie was putting plastic pipes in the ground  to measure water levels at the beach. Proper ground water levels are crucial for proper nesting and propagation of sea turtles.

Joe Todd and Linda say, “Thanks for stopping by and we hope you enjoyed your visit to the Georgia Sea Turtle Center.”

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SORRY:::::

Q: What do you get when you cross a turtle and a flu shot?
A: a slow-poke.
Q: What do turtles use to communicate?
A: A shellphone!
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the shell station!
Q: What does a turtle do on it's birthday?
A: It shellebrates!

A Quality time visit to the Georgia Sea Turtle Center

Getting Out Of Bed

Have a great day and don’t be afraid to ask for help.

So get out there and travel.. & A GOOD MORNING TO YOU.

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Political Flogging of a Dead Horse

A QUALITY TIME REPORT

Flog a Dead Horse:::   To waste effort on something when there is no chance of succeeding.

However, Politicians have found more advanced strategies to use.

A few examples::::

1. Buying a stronger whip
2. Appointing a committee to study the horse
3. Changing riders
4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures flog dead horses.
5. Lowering the standards so that the dead horse can be included.
6. Reclassifying the dead horse as "living impaired".
7. Hiring outside contractors to flog the dead horse.
8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.
9. Proving additional funding to increase dead horse's performance.
10. Rewriting the expected performance requirement for all horses.
11. Promoting the dead horse to supervisory position.

The first recorded use of the expression in its modern sense was by the English politician and orator John Bright, referring to the Reform Act of 1867, which called for more democratic representation in Parliament. Trying to rouse Parliament from its apathy on the issue, he said in a speech, would be like trying to flog a dead horse to make it pull a load.

Thanks for stopping by My Quality Time. We hope you were able to LOL

I’ll leave you with one last thought:: Why close the barn door after the horse is gone?

 

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A dead horse walks into a bar and orders a whisky.
“I’m sorry, sir,” says the barman. “We don’t serve spirits.

You really need to read this::
Young Chuck in Montana bought a horse READ MORE

Sundog at Great Dunes Beach …. Jekyll Island Georgia

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A sundog at Great dunes Beach Jekyll Island Georgia.

Sundogs can be blindingly bright, at other times they are a mere colored smudge on the sky. If you are interested in the science of Sundogs READ MORE

1. Red skies at night, sailors delight.
2. Red sky in the morning, sailors take warning.

Several tales of the appearance of sundogs have existed in popular culture. Some say a sundog brings good luck when spotted on a long journey, others say it will bring a radical change in weather conditions, such as rain.

A birds eye view of the sky.

Sometimes you can’t see the sky if you are under a Georgia oak. LOL..

Thanks for stopping by. Linda and I hope you have a “Sundog” day…

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