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Q.. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A.. Ruthless.
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Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?
A.. German Shepherds.
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Q.. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A.. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
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Q.. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A.. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
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Q... Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A.. Samson. He brought the house down.
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Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A.. Joshua, son of Nun.
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and last but not least
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Q.. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?
A.. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
2 comments:
I see that I'm missing out by not going to church.
Snow good to hear from you.. though this "sermon" has nothing to do with going to church.
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