Wednesday, July 09, 2014

I've fooken killed him!

MQTlogoaCAME IN AN EMAIL..THANKS CHARLIE

IRISH1

An Irish woman is cleaning her husband’s rifle and accidentally shoots him.  She immediately dials 000.

Irish woman:  ''It's my fooken husband! I've accidentally shot him, I've fooken killed him!''
Operator:  ''Please calm down Mam.  Can you first make sure he is actually dead!''
*click* ... *BANG*
Irish woman:  ''Okay, I've done dat....................  What's next?''

 

IRISH2

4LEAF Now go out there and have a great day…

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