This one is just a little “BAD” Thanks Terry F. for the email…
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 
Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your
butt!!"
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unanswered.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
"What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little
'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker... "It's not talcum powder......
It's Miracle Grow...!!!
How to keep your mouth shut:: I have a genetic disorder known as “can not keep my mouth shut” READ MORE Have A Great Day
Husband Not Funny..Beware
Hahaha very funny. I hope Linda does not get some funny ideas from this post. :)
ReplyDeleteThank you for the link to "cannot keep my mouth shut". Very interesting article and the responses to it. Can you believe that I read all the comments for that post? *gasps*
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