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Not so far fetched:::
Senior Moment
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly."
The other man said, "What's the name of the restaurant?"
The first man knits his brow in obvious concentration, and finally said to his companion, "Aahh, What is the name of that red flower you give to someone you love?
His friends replies, "A Carnation??"
"No. No. The other one" the man says.
His friend offers another suggestion, "The Poppy?"
"Nahhhh, growls the man. You know the one that is red and has thorns."
His friend said, "Do you mean a rose?"
"Yes, Yes that's it. Thank you!" the first man says.
He then turns toward the kitchen and yells, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
2 comments:
Are you in Florida or back home again? Lovely picture of the sandhill crane and I'm glad you're seeing (saw?) some of wild (real) Florida and not just Disney World or a crowded beach.
And I just told that joke to uh, what's his name, that guy who lives here .... and he laughed too ;>)))
Sallie we are in cold Ohio. Our next trip will be to the Smokey Mountains in a couple months.
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