One evening a husband, thinking
he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your
clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!' His
wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment
go unrewarded.The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out
of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust'
cloud appeared when he shook them out.'Cathy', he hollered into the bathroom,
'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?' She replied with a
snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!
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