Today's Quotes:: "Of all tasks of government the most basic is to protect its citizens against violence."
"A peaceful world is a world in which differences are tolerated, and are not eliminated by violence."
"A capacity to change is indispensable. Equally indispensable is the capacity to hold fast to that which is good."
“The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year.”
“A man's accomplishments in life are the cumulative effect of his attention to detail.”
"Forgive everybody everything everyday."
― John Foster Dulles
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The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
“Yes,” he says. “My daddy taught me.”
“Can you tell me what comes after three?”
“Four.”
“What comes after six?”
“Seven.”
“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your father did a very fine job. What comes after ten?”
“A jack,” answers Johnny.
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Have A Great Day J.T.
Job Search::
1. My
first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,
but I got canned. Couldn't
concentrate.
2. Then
I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,
but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried being a
Tailor,
but
wasn't suited for it -- mainly
because it was a sew-sew job.
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