Pooh Is Going To Gas Up With A Little Pork and Beans LOL & Some Wisdom From Abe.

 

“Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be.”

“America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.”

“And in the end it is not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.”

“When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion.”

“You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.”

“Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.”

“Whatever you are, be a good one.”

― Abraham Lincoln

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A trucker pulled into a highway café. “I want 3 flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.” The blonde waitress (first day on the job) didn’t want to look stupid in front of the customer, so she went to the kitchen and asked the cook, “This guy just ordered 3 flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?” “No,” the cook replied. “Three flat tires means three pancakes. A pair of headlights means two eggs sunny side up. And a pair of running boards means 2 slices of crisp bacon!” “Oh. Ok!” said the blonde relieved to finally understand the code words. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The trucker asked, “What are the beans for, Blondie?” She replied, “I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights, and running boards, you might as well gas up!”

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That's All Folks... J.T.