MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & #TRAVEL...Rendezvous With Life.... Never Bulla Shita your Mama.... Ohio River, Blennerhassett Island

 Alison’s voice never fails to bring the chills. She’s an American treasure.

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Today's Quotes::::"The truth is... everything counts. Everything. Everything we do and everything we say. Everything helps or hurts; everything adds to or takes away from someone else."

"There is no secret to success except hard work and getting something indefinable which we call 'the breaks'."

"My poetry has become the way of my giving out what music is within me."

"I have a rendezvous with life."

“Man dreams that he is more than a leaf on a tree."

― Countee Cullen

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Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered,

“I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.''

About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying,

“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote an email:

Dear Mama,

I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Your Loving Son,

Anthony

A few days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read:

Dear son,

I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Your Loving Mama

Moral:

Never Bulla Shita your Mama.

Maria hopes you have a great day.

Hostess: “Do try this chair. It’s really quite comfortable for an antique.

MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & #TRAVEL... General of the Army and President Dwight D. Eisenhower... PERSPECTIVE..The Truth May Be Different Than What Appears

 

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Today's Quotes

"Humility must always be the portion of any man who receives acclaim earned in blood of his followers and sacrifices of his friends."

"War is a grim, cruel business, a business justified only as a means of sustaining the forces of good against those of evil."

"I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its futility, its stupidity."

"Guns and tanks and planes are nothing unless there is a solid spirit, a solid heart, and great productiveness behind it."

"The only way to win the next world war is to prevent it."

General of the Army and President Dwight D. Eisenhower

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MY QUALITY TIME BLOG..PERSPECTIVE.....

Hope Everyone Has A Great Day

Joe Todd and Linda

5/30/2021

MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & #TRAVEL... "I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money."... SMOKEY MOUNTAINS,,,,,ADULTERY...

 

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Today's Quotes::: 

"I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money."

"I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them."

"No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties."

“You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”

“I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.”

“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.”

“If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.”

― Bob Hope

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Reporting from Cades Cove (Smokey Mountains) Linda and I hope you have a great day.....

MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & #TRAVEL... At 6,288 Feet Mt Washington Summit... WAVING A FIREARM... "To err is human. To blame someone else is politics."

 

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Today's Quotes "It is not what they take away from you that counts. It's what you do with what you have left."

"To err is human. To blame someone else is politics."

"Never give up on anybody."

"The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it."

"It was once said that the moral test of government is how that government treats those who are in the dawn of life, the children; those who are in the twilight of life, the elderly; and those who are in the shadows of life, the sick, the needy and the handicapped."

"Freedom is hammered out on the anvil of discussion, dissent, and debate."

-Hubert H. Humphrey

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Farmer Dan got into his truck and drove to the neighbouring ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, Eddie, aged about 10, opened the door. 'Is yer Dad home?' Dan demanded. 'No, sir, he ain't,' Eddie replied. 'He went into town.' 'Well, then,' inquired Dan, 'is yer Mom here?' 'No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad.' 'How about your brother? Is he here?' 'He went with Mom and Dad,' explained Eddie patiently. Farmer Dan stood there for a few seconds, shifting from one foot to the other and muttering to himself. 'Is there anything I can do fer ya?' Eddie asked politely. 'I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could take a message fer Dad.' 'Well, it's difficult,' answered Dan uncomfortably, 'I really wanted to talk to yer Dad. It's about your brother getting my daughter pregnant.' Eddie considered for a moment, 'You would have to talk to Pa about that,' he finally conceded. 'If it helps you 

WOW, only in Newark. You guys will not believe what happened! I pulled into the Duke Station to get some gas and Pepsi. When I was walking in to pay, I noticed the Newark Policeman parked on the side of the building watching this woman smoking while pumping gas. Of course I saw her and thought the lady is crazy.

But anyway, I went inside and got my Pepsi and paid for my gas. As the cashier was giving me my receipt, I heard somebody screaming. I looked out the door and the woman's arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm & running around like crazy! I ran outside to assist the officer who had just put the lady on the ground and was putting the fire out with his coffee!!

Then he handcuffed her and threw her in the patrol car.

I was thinking "What kind of person smokes WHILE PUMPING GAS & thinks nothing's gonna happen?!" Just dumb!

I was curious why she was arrested so I asked the officer what he was charging her with.

He looked me dead in the face and said, "WAVING A FIREARM!"

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This young couple allowed me to take their photo. They had just hiked to the summit of Mt. Washington.. What a feat..

As Always Have A Great Day.....

MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & #TRAVEL..SKYWATCH FRIDAY & Some John Wayne Wisdom

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Today's Quotes

“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.”

“Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.”

“A man deserves a second chance, but keep an eye on him.”

“You're short on ears and long on mouth.”

“A man's got to do what a man's got to do.”

“Life is hard; It's even harder if you're stupid.”

― John Wayne Photo below Valley of the Gods Utah. John Wayne Country

For SkyWatch Friday...

Ready to leave on our trip to Mt. Washington, Acadia N.P. Nova Scotia and more.....

Linda and I both hope you have a great day

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