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Paul McCartney said she had "the best female voice in the world: melodic, tuneful, distinctive." Have to agree. Now for some more Wonder check out these quotes...
Never
underestimate an old man An
elderly man had owned his large farm in Louisiana for many years. Right at the
back of the farm there was a large pond that was ideal for swimming. The old
farmer had fixed it up real nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts and
some apple and peach trees. One evening the farmer decides to go down to the
pond, to look it over, as he hadn’t been down there for a while. Before setting
off, he grabs a five-gallon bucket as he decides he’ll bring back some
fruit. As he nears the pond, he can hear voices shouting and laughing with
glee. Clearly someone is having a good time. As the farmer gets closer, he can
see a bunch of young women who are clearly skinny-dipping in his pond. He makes
the women aware of his presence and immediately they all swim over to the far
end. One of the women then shouts, “We’re not coming out until you leave mister!“ The
farmer replies, “Ladies, I didn’t come
down here to watch you swim naked or make you get out of the pond. You carry
on.“ The wily old timer then holds up his bucket and says, “I just came down here to feed the alligators!“ Moral
of the story: Never underestimate an old man.
MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES...
So many choices. My choice is to have a great day and I hope you do to. J.T.
1 comment:
Some oldies but goodies in there (and I'm kind of a sucker for good "dad" jokes!). Opting to have a good day is the best decision!
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