Friday, May 28, 2021

MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & #TRAVEL... At 6,288 Feet Mt Washington Summit... WAVING A FIREARM... "To err is human. To blame someone else is politics."

 

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Today's Quotes "It is not what they take away from you that counts. It's what you do with what you have left."
"To err is human. To blame someone else is politics."
"Never give up on anybody."
"The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it."
"It was once said that the moral test of government is how that government treats those who are in the dawn of life, the children; those who are in the twilight of life, the elderly; and those who are in the shadows of life, the sick, the needy and the handicapped."
"Freedom is hammered out on the anvil of discussion, dissent, and debate."
-Hubert H. Humphrey

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Farmer Dan got into his truck and drove to the neighbouring ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, Eddie, aged about 10, opened the door. 'Is yer Dad home?' Dan demanded. 'No, sir, he ain't,' Eddie replied. 'He went into town.' 'Well, then,' inquired Dan, 'is yer Mom here?' 'No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad.' 'How about your brother? Is he here?' 'He went with Mom and Dad,' explained Eddie patiently. Farmer Dan stood there for a few seconds, shifting from one foot to the other and muttering to himself. 'Is there anything I can do fer ya?' Eddie asked politely. 'I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could take a message fer Dad.' 'Well, it's difficult,' answered Dan uncomfortably, 'I really wanted to talk to yer Dad. It's about your brother getting my daughter pregnant.' Eddie considered for a moment, 'You would have to talk to Pa about that,' he finally conceded. 'If it helps you 


WOW, only in Newark. You guys will not believe what happened! I pulled into the Duke Station to get some gas and Pepsi. When I was walking in to pay, I noticed the Newark Policeman parked on the side of the building watching this woman smoking while pumping gas. Of course I saw her and thought the lady is crazy.

But anyway, I went inside and got my Pepsi and paid for my gas. As the cashier was giving me my receipt, I heard somebody screaming. I looked out the door and the woman's arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm & running around like crazy! I ran outside to assist the officer who had just put the lady on the ground and was putting the fire out with his coffee!!

Then he handcuffed her and threw her in the patrol car.

I was thinking "What kind of person smokes WHILE PUMPING GAS & thinks nothing's gonna happen?!" Just dumb!

I was curious why she was arrested so I asked the officer what he was charging her with.

He looked me dead in the face and said, "WAVING A FIREARM!"


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This young couple allowed me to take their photo. They had just hiked to the summit of Mt. Washington.. What a feat..

As Always Have A Great Day.....




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