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WITNESS - WHEN IT COMES FROM THE HEART
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Today's Quotes::: “I am still determined to be cheerful and happy, in whatever situation I may be; for I have also learned from experience that the greater part of our happiness or misery depends upon our dispositions, and not upon our circumstances.”
"I live a very dull life here... indeed I think I am more like a state prisoner than anything else."
"We carry the seeds of happiness with us wherever we go."
"Keep your business affairs in your own hands. It's the only way to be happy."
"I am fond of only what comes from the heart."
― Martha Washington
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A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'
Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close.
The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.'
A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
Paddy guessed 2. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3.
You were close, but no free sex this time.'
As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy,
'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really
give away free sex at all.'
Paddy replied, 'No it's genuine enough Mick.
My wife won twice last week. Almost broke my heart.
Bonnie Tyler has released a video all about cardiology. It’s totally clips of the HEART..
If you steal someone’s heart, do you get cardiac arrested?
I used to get heartburn when I ate birthday cake until a doctor advised me to take the candles off first.
MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & #TRAVEL
"See I done been LIED , BACKSTABBED and HEARTBROKEN "
HEART been BROKE so MANY times dont KNOW what to BELIEVE
I say. " Have some ICE CREAM and a GREAT DAY J.T. "
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