The Super Patriot & The Hillbilly... The Song To Unify The Country... MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & #TRAVEL... On Safari

 One of the most unifying songs ever written and performed.

We are all Americans 1st

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A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn’t like hillbillies. The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid West Virginia hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, “This duck ain’t from West Virginia . This is a Kentucky duck. You got a Kentuckey huntin’ license, boy?” The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kentucky hunting license.

The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, “This ain’t no Kentucky duck. This duck’s from Tennessee. You got an Tennessee license?”

The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Tennessee license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said This ain’t no Tennessee duck. This here duck’s from Virginia. . You got a Virginia. huntin’ license?”

Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a Virginia. hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly “Just where the hell are you from?

“The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said “You tell me, you’re the expert!!”

A non medical student attended a Medical exam by mistake. See his answers...

1. Antibody - One who hates his body .

2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings or military, not sure.

3. Bacteria - Back door of a Cafeteria .

4. Coma - Punctuation Mark .

5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl .

6. Genes - Blue Denim.

7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work .

8. Liposuction - A French Kiss .

9. Ultrasound - Radical Sound that is above human hearing capacity, such as wife's talk.

10. Cardiology - Advanced Study of Playing Cards .....

11. Dyspepsia : difficulty in drinking pepsi.

12.Chicken Pox- A Non-Veg. continental dish.

13.CT Scan: Test for identifying person's

city

14.Radiology- the study of how Radio works

15.Parotitis : information about the parrots.

ULTIMATE-------!!!!!!

16. Urology: the study of european people.......

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Today's Quotes:::“Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.”

“The noblest search is the search for excellence”

“You know, doing what is right is easy. The problem is knowing what is right.”

“If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read 'President Can't Swim.'”

― Lyndon B. Johnson

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 Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop off like autumn leaves.~ John Muir ~ Naturalist

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Today's Quotes::: “Style is not how you write. It is how you do not write like anyone else."

"Don't search for inspiration when you have a task to do; Just start your work and you will see that it will soon find you."

"Close your eyes and look inside,

A mirror shines within;

To find where you are going,

First see where you have been."

"Do not let fear confine your life Inside a shell of doubt; A turtle never moves until His head is sticking out."

"A poem is a little path

That leads you through the trees.

It takes you to the cliffs and shores,

To anywhere you please.

Follow it and trust your way

With mind and heart as one,

And when the journey’s over,

You’ll find you’ve just begun."

"The path to inspiration starts upon the trails we've known; each stumbling block is not a rock, but just a stepping stone."

― Charles Ghigna

One More::: "Careless shepherd make excellent dinner for wolf."

"Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat's ear."

"Do not wave stick when trying to catch dog."

"Every man must wear out at least one pair of fools shoes."

"When the jig is up there is no need for additional dancing."

“Truth is rare fruit in garden of murder.”

― Earl Derr Biggers .....................................................

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Forest Canyon Overlook

ROCKY MOUNTAIN NATIONAL PARK panoramic view at 11,716 feet!

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A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every ten seconds or so he puts the book down, grips on to the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand. His mother says, “Billy, are you all right? You've been in here for a while…”

Billy says, “I'm fine, Mommy…i just haven't gone 'doodoo' yet."

Mother says, “ Okay, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?"

Billy says, “ Works for ketchup."

What do you get when you mix poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A: A rash of good luck.

My son is the manager of a glass and window company and advertised in the paper for experienced glaziers. Since a good glass man is hard to find, he was pleased when a man who called about the job said he had over 20 years of experience. "Where have you worked as a glazier?" my son asked. the man replied, "Dunkin' Donuts."

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Today's Quotes:::“I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.”

“I am not sure that I exist, actually. I am all the writers that I have read, all the people that I have met, all the women that I have loved; all the cities I have visited.”

“Let others pride themselves about how many pages they have written; I'd rather boast about the ones I've read.”

“The mind was dreaming. The world was its dream.”

“So plant your own gardens and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.”

“Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.”

“Life itself is a quotation.”

― Jorge Luis Borges

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A father passing by his son's bedroom

Noticed the room unusually clean and saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy. She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that mari*juana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love, your son, Josh

P.S . Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table. Call when it is safe for me to come home

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Today's Quotes:::: “All modern men are descended from wormlike creatures, but it shows more on some people.”

"A few cobras in your home will soon clear it of rats and mice. Of course, you will still have the cobras."

“If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence.”

“A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.”

“You can't do much for the poor, as they are not in with the right people.”

“Etiquette, or dog in the original Coptic, means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential."

― Will Cuppy.. He wrote " How to Tell Your Friends from the Apes " I may have to read this one though I doubt I would learn anything...LOL

AND THERE IS MORE::::::

 

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Linda and I recently went camping and our neighbor had this outfit.  Pretty Neat I thought...

As Always Have A Great Day.....

Joe Todd....