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A fisherman is walking from the pier carrying lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license.
The fisherman says, "I did not catch these lobsters, they are my pets. Every day I come and whistle and these lobsters jump out of the water. I take them for a walk and then return them."
The warden is highly skeptical, so the fisherman says, "If you don't believe me just watch!" and throws the lobsters into the water.
The warden says, "Now whistle to your lobsters and show me how they jump out of the water."
The fisherman says, "What lobsters?"
Today's Quote's....
“You think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read. It was books that taught me that the things that tormented me most were the very things that connected me with all the people who were alive, who had ever been alive.”
“Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.”
“Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.”
"Ignorance, allied with power, is the most ferocious enemy justice can have."
“I can't believe what you say, because I see what you do.”
“Love takes off the masks we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within.”
― James Baldwin
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Joe Todd & Linda Reporting From Longwood Gardens. An American botanical garden. It consists of over 1,077 acres of gardens, woodlands, and meadows in Kennett Square, Pennsylvania. READ MORE
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