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A father passing by his son's bedroom

Noticed the room unusually clean and saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy. She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that mari*juana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love, your son, Josh

P.S . Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table. Call when it is safe for me to come home

MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & #TRAVEL

Today's Quotes:::: “All modern men are descended from wormlike creatures, but it shows more on some people.”

"A few cobras in your home will soon clear it of rats and mice. Of course, you will still have the cobras."

“If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence.”

“A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.”

“You can't do much for the poor, as they are not in with the right people.”

“Etiquette, or dog in the original Coptic, means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential."

― Will Cuppy.. He wrote " How to Tell Your Friends from the Apes " I may have to read this one though I doubt I would learn anything...LOL

AND THERE IS MORE::::::

 

MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & #TRAVEL

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Linda and I recently went camping and our neighbor had this outfit.  Pretty Neat I thought...

As Always Have A Great Day.....

Joe Todd....