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Castle in the air - Don McLean Original
MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & TRAVEL
Today's Quotes:::
"Wake up and live. It's a fast world out there."
"You don't have to act as if you care; you just have to care enough to act."
"Part of me is still waiting to grow up, to be an adult, and the other part knows there is no such thing."
"I'm nothing if not honest."
"I really think that living is the process of going from complete certainty to complete ignorance."
"By telling my own story, I hope to help remove the stigma. It never should be something to hide."
- Richard Dreyfuss
MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & TRAVEL
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed, and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness
from God and this Christian family."
No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again, all was quiet.
Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke,
"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.".........
Beautiful English::: I called an old school friend and asked what was he doing. He replied that he is working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment".
I was impressed......
On further enquiring I learnt that he was washing dishes with hot water.....under his wife's supervision.
Have A Great Day... J.T.
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