Mature, Beautiful & Forever a Classic
A Solicitor parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.
As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.
More than a little distraught, the Solicitor grabs his mobile and calls the police.
Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically: 'My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!'
After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust.
'I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Solicitors are,' he says. 'You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life.'
'How can you say such a thing at a time like this?' sobs the Porsche owner.
The policeman replies, 'Didn't you realise that your arm was torn off when the truck hit you.'
The Solicitor looks down in horror. 'FECKING HELL!' he screams........'Where's my Rolex????...
Today's Quotes:: "Not one ounce of my self worth depends on your acceptance of me."
"Greatness occurs when your children love you, when your critics respect you and when you have peace of mind."
"Imagine what a harmonious world it could be if every single person, both young and old shared a little of what he is good at doing."
"There’s nothing in the world worse than having an opportunity that you’re not prepared for. Good luck usually follows the collision of opportunity and preparation - it’s a result of that collision. You’ve got to be prepared. So, make your mistakes now and make them quickly. If you’ve made the mistakes, you know what to expect the next time. That’s how you become valuable."
"Let's not get too full of ourselves. Let's leave space for God to come into the room."
"The process is the most beautiful part."
- Quincy Jones
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Going To Toledo, Ohio Today..... see more
Have A Great Day.... Lunch at Tony Packo's
Toledo is an Ohio city at the western tip of Lake Erie. It's home to the Toledo Museum of Art, with its vast collection of modern and Renaissance work. Reflecting the city’s legacy of glass production, the museum's Glass Pavilion showcases thousands of glass works. By the Maumee River, the Imagination Station is a children's science museum with hands-on exhibits. The Toledo Zoo has polar bears, rides and an aquarium. ― Google
Wonder where the expression "Holy Toledo" came from (maybe someone just thought the two words sounded good together), and how did a city in Ohio come to share a name with a city in Spain?
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