MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & #TRAVEL..TRYING TO MAKE FRIENDS OUTSIDE OF FACEBOOK.. HIKE TO SPRUCE FLATS FALLS IN THE SMOKEY MOUNTAINS.. WILD HOGS

 Bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna do when they come for you

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I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.

Therefore every day, I go to the street and tell a passerby what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do after. I give them pictures of my spouse, my dog, and me gardening and spending time in a pool. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them.

And it works: I already have 3 people following me: 2 police officers and a psychiatrist

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 A momma bear and her three cubs passed us at right angles to the trail about ten feet from this spot. 

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Reporting from Spruce Flats Falls in the SMOKEY MOUNTAINS....Near Townsend, Tennessee Have A Great Day  Joe Todd & Linda

MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & #TRAVEL...Rendezvous With Life.... Never Bulla Shita your Mama.... Ohio River, Blennerhassett Island

 Alison’s voice never fails to bring the chills. She’s an American treasure.

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Today's Quotes::::"The truth is... everything counts. Everything. Everything we do and everything we say. Everything helps or hurts; everything adds to or takes away from someone else."

"There is no secret to success except hard work and getting something indefinable which we call 'the breaks'."

"My poetry has become the way of my giving out what music is within me."

"I have a rendezvous with life."

“Man dreams that he is more than a leaf on a tree."

― Countee Cullen

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  MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & #TRAVEL

Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered,

“I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.''

About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying,

“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote an email:

Dear Mama,

I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Your Loving Son,

Anthony

A few days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read:

Dear son,

I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Your Loving Mama

Moral:

Never Bulla Shita your Mama.

Maria hopes you have a great day.

Hostess: “Do try this chair. It’s really quite comfortable for an antique.

MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & #TRAVEL... General of the Army and President Dwight D. Eisenhower... PERSPECTIVE..The Truth May Be Different Than What Appears

 

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Today's Quotes

"Humility must always be the portion of any man who receives acclaim earned in blood of his followers and sacrifices of his friends."

"War is a grim, cruel business, a business justified only as a means of sustaining the forces of good against those of evil."

"I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its futility, its stupidity."

"Guns and tanks and planes are nothing unless there is a solid spirit, a solid heart, and great productiveness behind it."

"The only way to win the next world war is to prevent it."

General of the Army and President Dwight D. Eisenhower

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MY QUALITY TIME BLOG..PERSPECTIVE.....

Hope Everyone Has A Great Day

Joe Todd and Linda

5/30/2021

MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & #TRAVEL... "I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money."... SMOKEY MOUNTAINS,,,,,ADULTERY...

 

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Today's Quotes::: 

"I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money."

"I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them."

"No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties."

“You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”

“I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.”

“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.”

“If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.”

― Bob Hope

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 MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES  & TRAVEL

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Reporting from Cades Cove (Smokey Mountains) Linda and I hope you have a great day.....