Andy Dufresne: Get busy living or get busy dying. Andy Dufresne: Remember, Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things and no good thing ever dies. WISDOM JOKES WISDOM JOKES AT MY QUALITY TIME BLOG WISDOM JOKES
Bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna do when they come for you
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I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.
Therefore every day, I go to the street and tell a passerby what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do after. I give them pictures of my spouse, my dog, and me gardening and spending time in a pool. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them.
And it works: I already have 3 people following me: 2 police officers and a psychiatrist
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A momma bear and her three cubs passed us at right angles to the trail about ten feet from this spot.
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Reporting from Spruce Flats Falls in the SMOKEY MOUNTAINS....Near Townsend, Tennessee Have A Great Day Joe Todd & Linda
“Do all the good you can. By all the means you can. In all the ways you can. In all the places you can. At all the times you can. To all the people you can. As long as ever you can.”
“We should be rigorous in judging ourselves and gracious in judging others.”
“Catch on firewith enthusiasm and people will come from miles to watch you burn.”
“Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.”
"What one generation tolerates, the next generation will embrace."
"Let your words be the genuine picture of your heart."
"If we cannot think alike, at least we may love alike; and can anything but love beget love?"
― John Wesley
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Have A Great Day... &... Don't Forget To CATCH ON FIRE
Alison’s voice never fails to bring the chills. She’s an American treasure.
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Today's Quotes::::"The truth is... everything counts. Everything. Everything we do and everything we say. Everything helps or hurts; everything adds to or takes away from someone else."
"There is no secret to success except hard work and getting something indefinable which we call 'the breaks'."
"My poetry has become the way of my giving out what music is within me."
"I have a rendezvous with life."
“Man dreams that he is more than a leaf on a tree."
― Countee Cullen
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Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered,
“I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.''
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying,
“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote an email:
Dear Mama,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Your Loving Son,
Anthony
A few days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read:
Dear son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Your Loving Mama
Moral:
Never Bulla Shita your Mama.
Maria hopes you have a great day.
Hostess: “Do try this chair. It’s really quite comfortable for an antique.
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