MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & #TRAVEL...Rendezvous With Life.... Never Bulla Shita your Mama.... Ohio River, Blennerhassett Island

 Alison’s voice never fails to bring the chills. She’s an American treasure.

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Today's Quotes::::"The truth is... everything counts. Everything. Everything we do and everything we say. Everything helps or hurts; everything adds to or takes away from someone else."

"There is no secret to success except hard work and getting something indefinable which we call 'the breaks'."

"My poetry has become the way of my giving out what music is within me."

"I have a rendezvous with life."

“Man dreams that he is more than a leaf on a tree."

― Countee Cullen

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  MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & #TRAVEL

Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered,

“I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.''

About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying,

“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote an email:

Dear Mama,

I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Your Loving Son,

Anthony

A few days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read:

Dear son,

I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Your Loving Mama

Moral:

Never Bulla Shita your Mama.

Maria hopes you have a great day.

Hostess: “Do try this chair. It’s really quite comfortable for an antique.

Robert Sargent Shriver Jr November 9, 1915 – January 18, 2011)

Shriver was the driving force behind the creation of the Peace Corps, and founded the Job Corps, Head Start, and other programs as the "architect" of the 1960s "War on Poverty." He was the Democratic Party's nominee for Vice President in the 1972 presidential election.

“Peace requires the simple but powerful recognition that what we have in common as human beings is more important and crucial than what divides us.”

“The most important thing that I know about living is love. Nothing surpasses the benefits received by a human being who makes compassion and love the objective of his or her life. For it is only by compassion and love that anyone fulfills successfully their own life’s journey. Nothing equals love.”

"It is not what you get out of life that counts. It's what you give and what is given from the heart."

"It is well to be prepared for life as it is, but it is better to be prepared to make life better than it is."

"Serve, serve, serve. Because in the end, it will be the servants who save us all."

― Sargent Shriver

Just For Fun:::::

TRUE OR NOT TRUE OR NOT TRUE OR NOT TRUE OR KNOT TRUE OR NOT

 That’s All Folks… Thanks for stopping by….

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Wednesday Golf Jokes…

Don’t Pee In My Flowers or else…..

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them.

 Thanks for telling me, officer. "Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden.

It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know Then I thought, why not make the best of it?" "So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers.

Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes."

"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck!"

"Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

“Not everybody pays."………………..

Have a “Quality Time Day.”

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Borrowed the joke from somewhere…..THANKS………..

Where & What in the U.S.A.

Two “Quality Time” hints…

1. Florida & 2. A Museum…………………………………

“Confederate Colonel John Pemberton, who was wounded in the American Civil War and became addicted to morphine, began a quest to find a substitute for the problematic drug. The prototype Coca-Cola recipe was formulated at Pemberton's Eagle Drug and Chemical House, a drugstore in Columbus, Georgia, originally as a coca wine. He may have been inspired by the formidable success of Vin Mariani, a French coca wine. READ MORE

It's soda pressing. I thought I was drowning in coca-cola, but it was only a fanta sea… LOL (maybe)

“Coca-Cola is the only business in the world where no matter which country or town or village you are in, if someone asks what do you do, and you say you work for Coca-Cola, you never have to answer the question, 'What is that?'”

Now have a “Quality Time” day and while you are at it a Coca- Cola……….

 

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