MY QUALITY TIME

Thursday, March 01, 2018

Keep It Simple Stupid

Today’s Quality Time Tweet

“Harmony w/land is like harmony w/a friend; you cannot cherish his right hand & chop off his left.'”-Aldo Leopold, author of “a Sand County Almanac.” (photos taken from Gifford Pinchot, Olympic & Wallow-Whitman NFs) pic.twitter.com/6H3uw2BtY1
— Forest Service NW (@ForestServiceNW) March 1, 2018

Today’s Photos:::

Shake off Your Problems

“A man’s favorite donkey falls into a deep precipice. He can’t pull it out no matter how hard he tries. He therefore decides to bury it alive.

Soil is poured onto the donkey from above. The donkey feels the load, shakes it off, and steps on it. More soil is poured.

It shakes it off and steps up. The more the load was poured, the higher it rose. By noon, the donkey was grazing in green pastures.

After much shaking off (of problems) And stepping up (learning from them), One will graze in GREEN PASTURES.”

EYE HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY

Technorati Tags: FEEL GOOD

We Must be Prepared To Defend Ourselves…. PERIOD……….

THINK ABOUT IT:::::::::::::::

This week's cartoon from KAL pic.twitter.com/HcB9YtBSNo
— The Economist (@TheEconomist) March 1, 2018

Have a great day…

Technorati Tags: Government,Guns

Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Young People Will Change The World

Actress Jennifer Lawrence says she's going to spend a year away from movie sets to help get young people engaged with politics https://t.co/4JVxZWe9fT pic.twitter.com/Ghz4DRu2EP
— CNN (@CNN) February 28, 2018

Thank You::: Actress Jennifer Lawrence says she's going to spend a year away from movie sets to help get young people engaged with politics

A Quality Time decision

Technorati Tags: Change,Guns,Protest

Friday, December 29, 2017

Like It Or Go Away…..

Sweat Dries Blood Clots Bones Heal Suck It Up Buttercup.

Thought For Today:: When the well dries up everyone looks for water

On Being 70 Years Old (These are Bad)

I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business.

This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, “You’re kinda cute. You gotta phone number?”

I said, “Yeah, you gotta pen?”

She said, “Yeah, I got a pen”.

I said, “You better get back in it before the farmer misses you.”

Cost me 6 stitches…but,

When you’re seventy……………who cares?

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I went to the drug store and told the clerk “Give me 3 packets of condoms, please.”

Lady Clerk: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?”

I said “Nah… She’s purty good lookin’…..”

When you’re seventy…………..who cares?

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I was talking to a young woman in the VFW last night.

She said, “If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you’d look all right.”

I said, “If I did that, I’d be talking to your friends over there instead of you.”

Cost me a fat lip, but…

When you’re seventy…………..who cares?

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I was telling a woman in the Club about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.

"Really” she said, “Go on then.. Try.”

After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, “Come on, what day was I born?”

I said, “Yesterday.”

Cost me a kick in the nuts, but..

When you’re seventy……………who cares?

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I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.

The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.

When you’re seventy……………who cares?

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I went to our VFW last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table.

I said, “Good legs.”

The girl giggled and said, “Do you really think so?”

I said, “Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.”

Cost me 6 more stitches, but…

When you’re seventy……………who cares?

That Is All Folks… Have a great day…….

Technorati Tags: #jokes,#Misc.,MYQUALITYTIME

Monday, December 25, 2017

Merry Christmas

Hope You Have A Quality Time Christmas…..

Short Winter Jokes
Q: What do you get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroids!
Q: What's an ig?
A: A snow house without a loo!
Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.
Q: Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
A: Because he thought his wife was a flake
Q: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Why?
A: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.