“We must not wish for the disappearance of our troubles but for the grace to transform them.”
Thursday, February 04, 2021
“We must not wish for the disappearance of our troubles but for the grace to transform them.”
“We must not wish for the disappearance of our troubles but for the grace to transform them.”
Wednesday, February 03, 2021
“Paid in full with one glass of milk” & A Few Train Photos
One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to
door to pay his way through school, found he had only one dime left, and he was
hungry. He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost
his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door. Instead of a meal he asked
for a glass of water.
She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large
glass of milk. He drank it slowly, and then asked, “How much do I owe you?”
“You don’t owe me anything,” she replied. “Mother has
taught us never to accept pay for a kindness.”
He said, “Then I thank you from my heart.” And he
left.
Years later the young woman became critically ill. The
local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they
called in specialists to study her rare disease. Dr. Howard Kelly was called in
for the consultation. He did his best to save her life and gave his special
attention to the case.
After a long struggle, the battle was won. The final
bill from Dr. Kelly was sent to the woman’s room. She feared to open it, for
she was sure it would take the rest of her life to pay for it all. Finally she
had a look, and something caught her attention on the side of the
bill. She read these words …
“Paid in full with one glass of milk”
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring
for Christmas. After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said,
“I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel drive vehicles.” “She
did,” he replied, “but where was I going to find a fake Jeep.”
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Have A Great Day... Joe Todd
Tuesday, February 02, 2021
Plus, the head and the butt are interchangeable.”
Three surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon said, “Electricians are the best because everything inside is color coded.” The second surgeon says, “No, I think librarians are, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.” The third surgeon shut them all up when he said, “You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the butt are interchangeable.”
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That's All Folks... J.T
Monday, February 01, 2021
Theme Song For Marjorie Taylor Greene
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A couple is dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They phone for a cab, turn on a night light, cover their pet parakeet and put the cat out in the back yard.
A
little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.
She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a
snack cake
The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your
Twinkie."
She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too."
Sunday, January 31, 2021
I have realized that I am not “Atlas”
Saturday, January 30, 2021
Warning To Elderly Men! (From my friend)
I go to KFC to get Linda something to eat. She wanted a two piece meal all legs. So I said two piece meal all legs and the lady says “which side?” Me- *complete silence as I heavily contemplate such an odd decision* “I guess the right side. I don’t know what the difference is.” After several moments of laughter, she says, “No honey. Which side would you like to go with the legs? Mashed potatoes or wedges?”
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Warning To Elderly Men! (From my friend)
Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naïve enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: Two nice-looking, college-aged girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say, "No", but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's. You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also May 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 27th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $1.25 at the Dollar Store and bought them out in three of their stores. Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Costco, etc. So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)
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Have A Great Day J.T.
Friday, January 29, 2021
NonViolence or Andersonville What is your Choice to Be...
When our lawn mower broke and
wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But,
somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat,
making root beer.. Always something more important to me. Finally, she thought
of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily
snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a
short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I
came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting
the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway." The doctors say I will
walk again, but I will always have a limp.
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Have A Great Day J.T.