Today's Quotes::"You know what ? Certain people think they will feel good if certain things happen… The trick is: you have to feel good for no reason."
Today's Quotes::"You know what ? Certain people think they will feel good if certain things happen… The trick is: you have to feel good for no reason."
Today's Quotes:: “Children learn more from what you are than what you teach.”
Julie Andrews made a special
appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP.
Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Cadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favorite things. When the pipes leak, When the
bones creak, When the knees go bad, I simply remember my favorite
things, And then I don't feel so bad. Hot tea and crumpets and
corn pads for bunions, No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,These are a few of my
favorite things. Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinning, Thin bones and
fractures and hair that is thinning, And we won't mention our short shrunken
frames, When we remember our favorite things. When the joints ache,
When the hips break, When the eyes grow dim, Then I remember the
great life I've had, And then I don't feel so bad.
Must Know Knews:: Ornithologists often use Cheetos to study behavior in crows. Along with being easy to spot, they’re also one of the birds’ favorite snacks.
Today's Quotes::: “Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.”
A man feared his wife wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
“Here’s what you do,” said the doctor, “stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.”
That evening, the wife was in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He said to himself, “I’m about 40 feet away, let’s see what happens.”
Then in a normal tone he asked, “Honey, what’s for dinner?” No response.
So the husband moved closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeated, “Honey, what’s for dinner?”
Still no response.
Next he moved into the dining room where he was about 20 feet from his wife and asked, “Honey, what’s for dinner?”
Again he got no response. So, he walked up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.
“Honey, what’s for dinner?” Again there is no response.
So he walked right up behind her. “Honey, what’s for dinner?” “James, for the fifth time I’ve said, pasta!”
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Animals That Might Show Up In Your Toilet to Terrify You
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Texas Gov. Greg Abbott to call on Don Quixote to joust with windmills to solve the power outage.
Scientists have discovered what causes Resting Bitch Face ( Never heard of this til today)
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Well it’s cold today. How cold you ask? Colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg. It’s so cold the dogs are sticking to the fire hydrants. It is so cold that the snowmen are migrating south. Its so cold that I’m using an ice tray as a heating pad. It’s so cold that my heartburn is cured. It is so cold that my kids are telling the most outrageous lies just hoping that their pants will catch on fire.