Saturday, March 13, 2021

There Is Only One Dream That Comes True.. ( Especially For Old Folks )

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Today's Quotes::: "Dream on it. Let your mind take you to places you would like to go, and then think about it and plan it and celebrate the possibilities. And don't listen to anyone who doesn't know how to dream."

"The regrets of yesterday and the fear of tomorrow can kill you."
"I'm always looking at the next thing. I'm too curious to look back...it's very hard to be unhappy when you're curious and grateful. You're busy. You don't have time to be unhappy. My biggest talent is I know who is more talented than I am. I find them and I go to them, and I learn."
“Reality is something you rise above.”
"My mother gave me my drive but my father gave me my dreams."
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That's All Folks.... Have A Great Day... J.T.

Thursday, March 11, 2021

BRILLIANT:: Intentionally losing a game of rock,paper,scissors is just as hard as trying to win

 “The things you own end up owning you.”

Realizing True Wealth

  A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However he was not prepared to pay the high prices, and after having failed to haggle the vendor down to a reasonable price level, ended up shouting "I don't give two hoots for your shoes man, I'll go and kill my own "croc!," to which the shopkeeper replied, "by all means, just watch out for those two blonde "ole boys" who are doing the same!". So the man went out into the Bayou, and after a while saw two blonde men with spears, standing still in the water. 'They must be the 'ole boys' he thought. Just at that point he noticed an alligator moving in the water towards one of them. The guy stood completely passive, even as the gator came ever closer. Just as the beast was about to swallow him, he struck it with his spear and wrestled the gator up onto the beach, where there were several laying there. Together the two guys threw the gator onto its back, where-upon one exclaimed "Darn! This one doesn't have any shoes either!".


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FRIENDSHIP is a mirror to presence and a testament to forgiveness. Friendship not only helps us see ourselves through another’s eyes, but can be sustained over the years only with someone who has repeatedly forgiven us for our trespasses as we must find it in ourselves to forgive them in turn. A friend knows our difficulties and shadows and remains in sight, a companion to our vulnerabilities more than our triumphs, when we are under the strange illusion we do not need them. An undercurrent of real friendship is a blessing exactly because its elemental form is rediscovered again and again through understanding and mercy. All friendships of any length are based on a continued, mutual forgiveness. Without tolerance and mercy all friendships die.


Have A Great Day... If you need help spending your $1400.00 let me know. I'll be glad to help.... J.T.



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Seems ages since I was last in McDonalds. On the last visit I was on a diet so I had a kid's meal. His mother was furious with me.. Thanks for the joke Tony



Today's Quotes:::“And that is how change happens. One gesture. One person. One moment at a time.”

“People have a habit of inventing fictions they will believe wholeheartedly in order to ignore the truth they cannot accept.”
“In each of us lie good and bad, light and dark, art and pain, choice and regret, cruelty and sacrifice. We’re each of us our own chiaroscuro, our own bit of illusion fighting to emerge into something solid, something real. We’ve got to forgive ourselves that. I must remember to forgive myself. Because there is a lot of grey to work with. No one can live in the light all the time.”
“I should never be left alone with my mind for too long.”
“There are no safe choices. Only other choices.”
“Sometimes we seek that which we are not yet ready to find.”
― Libba Bray
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HAVE A GREAT DAY... J.T.

Wednesday, March 10, 2021

If I Am To Be Insulted; I Must First Value Your Opinion

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Today's Quotes::: “Who you are is defined by what you’re willing to struggle for.”

“To be happy we need something to solve. Happiness is therefore a form of action.”
“You cannot be a powerful and life-changing presence to some people without being a joke or an embarrassment to others.”
“Challenge yourself to find the good and beautiful thing inside of everyone. It’s there. It’s your job to find it. Not their job to show you.”
“Don’t hope for a life without problems. There’s no such thing. Instead, hope for a life full of good problems.”
“But a true and accurate measurement of one’s self-worth is how people feel about the negative aspects of themselves.”
“The less you talk about your shame, the more of it you have.”
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AND SOME MORE QUOTES..THAT MAKES IT DOUBLE QUOTE DAY..LOL
“I guess it's going to have to hurt, I guess I'm going to have to cry, And let go of some things I've loved to get to the other side, I guess it's going to break me down, Like fallin' when you try to fly, Sad but sometimes moving on with the rest of your life starts with goodbye.”
“Sometimes that mountain you've been climbing is just a grain of sand, and what you've been up there searching for forever, is in your hands. When you figure out love is all that matters after all it sure makes everything else seem so small.”
“The more boys I meet the more I love my dog.”
"Every day is a new day, and you'll never be able to find happiness if you don't move on."
"If you stick to what you know; you sell yourself short."
― Carrie Underwood

Have A Great Day J.T.

Tuesday, March 09, 2021

“Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.”

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Today's Quotes:: “The young man knows the rules but the old man knows the exceptions.”

“Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.”
“The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract.”
“To have doubted one's own first principles is the mark of a civilized man.”
“A word is not a crystal, transparent and unchanged; it is the skin of a living thought and may vary greatly in colour and content according to the circumstances and time in which it is used.”
“Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.”
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A rancher walks into a bar and sits next to a rugged old guy with a hat. He says, “I just had the hardest day rounding up my cattle.” The rugged guy responds, “Oh yeah?  I’m a rancher too. I got a couple hundred acres down by the creek.” The rancher brags, “Not bad, not bad, but I can get in my truck in the morning, start driving, and I won’t reach the end of my ranch until the next day.” The rugged guy looks at him with pity and says, “I feel you. I used to have a truck like that too.”



Camp Coffee is the BEST.. Have A Great Day... J.T.
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Sunday, March 07, 2021

ARE PARENTS TEACHING THEIR KIDS IT'S OK TO PEE IN THE SWIMMING HOLE? ( TODAY'S NEWS FLASH )

BONUS POST:::  Goulding's Trading Post & Museum in Monument Valley

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Today's Quotes... “Flowers always make people better, happier, and more helpful; they are sunshine, food and medicine to the mind.”

“Listen patiently, quietly and reverently to the lessons, one by one, which Mother Nature has to teach, shedding light on that which was before a mystery, so that all who will, may see and know.”
“It is well for people who think, to change their minds occasionally in order to keep them clean."
"Nature's laws affirm instead of prohibit. If you violate her laws, you are your own prosecuting attorney, judge, jury, and hangman."
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HAVE A GREAT DAY... J.T.

Some are saying " Those States without a mask mandate are like the designated PEE AREA in a swimming pool" If it was on FaceBook it has to be true LOL
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The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp... & Husbands Of Target (A Must Watch)


Today's Quotes::: “How do I love thee? Let me count the ways."
“Earth's crammed with heaven...
But only he who sees, takes off his shoes.”
“You're something between a dream and a miracle.”
“I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me. I love you for the part of me that you bring out.”
“Why, what is to live? Not to eat and drink and breathe,—but to feel the life in you down all the fibres of being, passionately and joyfully.”
“My sun sets to rise again.”
“Light tomorrow with today.”
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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making root beer.. Always something more important to me. Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
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That's All Folks... Have A Great Day.... J.T.

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Saturday, March 06, 2021

GUESS WHAT THE TRUCK DRIVER DID....

 

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An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter.
Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, "Not much of a man, was he?"
The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"












































Today's Quotes::: “If the world seems cold to you, kindle fires to warm it.”
“He who plants a tree, plants a hope.”
“It is the greatest of all mistakes to begin life with the expectation that it is going to be easy, or with the wish to have it so.”
"A drop of water, if it could write out its own history, would explain the universe to us."
"I am willing to make any part of my life public, if it will help others."
― Lucy Larcom
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