Monday, May 03, 2021

Thoughts Concerning God by Einstein and Spinoza... MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES

 

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Today's Quotes::: "The way out of trouble is never as simple as the way in."

"One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself."
"When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it."
“Probably no man ever had a friend that he did not dislike a little."
"The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep."
"An honest answer is the sign of true friendship."
"We must be truthful and fair in the ordinary affairs of life before we can be truthful and fair in patriotism and religion."
― E.W. Howe
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When Einstein gave lectures at U.S. universities, the recurring question that students asked him most was:
- Do you believe in God?
And he always answered:
- I believe in the God of Spinoza.
Baruch de Spinoza was a Dutch philosopher considered one of the great rationalists of 17th century philosophy, along with Descartes.
(Spinoza) : God would say:
Stop praying.
What I want you to do is go out into the world and enjoy your life. I want you to sing, have fun and enjoy everything I've made for you.
Stop going into those dark, cold temples that you built yourself and saying they are my house. My house is in the mountains, in the woods, rivers, lakes, beaches. That's where I live and there I express my love for you.
Stop blaming me for your miserable life; I never told you there was anything wrong with you or that you were a sinner, or that your sexuality was a bad thing. Sex is a gift I have given you and with which you can express your love, your ecstasy, your joy. So don't blame me for everything they made you believe.
Stop reading alleged sacred scriptures that have nothing to do with me. If you can't read me in a sunrise, in a landscape, in the look of your friends, in your son's eyes... ➤ you will find me in no book!
Stop asking me "will you tell me how to do my job?" Stop being so scared of me. I do not judge you or criticize you, nor get angry, or bothered. I am pure love.
Stop asking for forgiveness, there's nothing to forgive. If I made you... I filled you with passions, limitations, pleasures, feelings, needs, inconsistencies... free will. How can I blame you if you respond to something I put in you? How can I punish you for being the way you are, if I'm the one who made you? Do you think I could create a place to burn all my children who behave badly for the rest of eternity? What kind of god would do that?
Respect your peers and don't do what you don't want for yourself. All I ask is that you pay attention in your life, that alertness is your guide.
My beloved, this life is not a test, not a step on the way, not a rehearsal, nor a prelude to paradise. This life is the only thing here and now and it is all you need.
I have set you absolutely free, no prizes or punishments, no sins or virtues, no one carries a marker, no one keeps a record.
You are absolutely free to create in your life. Heaven or hell.
I can't tell you if there's anything after this life but I can give you a tip. Live as if there is not. As if this is your only chance to enjoy, to love, to exist.
So, if there's nothing after, then you will have enjoyed the opportunity I gave you. And if there is, rest assured that I won't ask if you behaved right or wrong, I'll ask. Did you like it? Did you have fun? What did you enjoy the most? What did you learn?...
Stop believing in me; believing is assuming, guessing, imagining. I don't want you to believe in me, I want you to believe in you. I want you to feel me in you when you kiss your beloved, when you tuck in your little girl, when you caress your dog, when you bathe in the sea.
Stop praising me, what kind of egomaniac God do you think I am?
I'm bored being praised. I'm tired of being thanked. Feeling grateful? Prove it by taking care of yourself, your health, your relationships, the world. Express your joy! That's the way to praise me.
Stop complicating things and repeating as a parakeet what you've been taught about me.
What do you need more miracles for? So many explanations?
The only thing for sure is that you are here, that you are alive, that this world is full of wonders.
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Sunday, May 02, 2021

I'm Born With An Obligation to Serve..... MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES.....

 

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Today's Quotes:: “I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”

“We must not think of the things we could do with, but only of the things that we can't do without.”
“Life is a thing to be lived, not spent; to be faced, not ordered. Life is not a game of chess, the victory to the most knowing; it is a game of cards, one's hand by skill to be made the best of.”
“Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need - a homely home and simple pleasures, one or two friends, worth the name, someone to love and someone to love you, a cat, a dog, and a pipe or two, enough to eat and enough to wear, and a little more than enough to drink; for thirst is a dangerous thing.”
― Jerome K. Jerome


Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Jack took the money.
































Short post today. Going golfing if rain holds off. As always have a great day. Now don't sit on the line. Go ahead and leave a comment.

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"Turn your face to the sun and the shadows follow behind you.".. MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES

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When I retired, I went to the Social Security office to apply for

Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's
license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants... you might have gotten disability to.






















"The old tree is shook
White blossoms slowly float down
Dancers in the wind." 
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"May and June.  Soft syllables, gentle names for the two best months in the garden year: cool, misty mornings gently burned away with a warming spring sun, followed by breezy afternoons and chilly nights.  The discussion of philosophy is over; it's time for work to begin." 
-  Peter Loewer  


"Turn your face to the sun and the shadows follow behind you."
Have A Great Day.. J.T.





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Saturday, May 01, 2021

“It doesn't matter if the water is cold or warm if you're going to have to wade through it anyway.” & BACK TO THE SEVENTIES

 

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Today's Quotes::: “We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.”

“Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation.”
“In the final analysis, the questions of why bad things happen to good people transmutes itself into some very different questions, no longer asking why something happened, but asking how we will respond, what we intend to do now that it happened.”
“Matter is spirit moving slowly enough to be seen.”
“It doesn't matter if the water is cold or warm if you're going to have to wade through it anyway.”
“The future belongs to those who give the next generation reason for hope.”
― Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
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1. Why did the teddy bear say no to the ice cream?

He was beyond stuffed.

2. What does Winnie the Pooh call his girlfriend?

Hunny.

3. What’s a teddy bear’s favorite type of pie?

Blue-bear-y.

4. What’s the best way to say sorry to a teddy bear?

To bear your heart and soul.

5. Which scary movie did the bear refuse to watch?

The Bear Witch Project.

6. What do you get when you cross a teddy bear with a skunk?

Winnie the P.U.!

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Thursday, April 29, 2021

WHENEVER I EAT HEALTHY A CHOCOLATE BAR LOOKS AT ME & SNICKERS

 

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Todays Quotes::: "You have had many and great sadnesses, which passed. And you say that even this passing was hard for you and put you out of sorts. But, please, consider whether these great sadnesses have not rather gone right through the center of yourself? Whether much in you has not altered, whether you have not somewhere, at some point of your being, undergone a change while you were sad? … Were it possible for us to see further than our knowledge reaches, and yet a little way beyond the outworks of our divining, perhaps we would endure our sadnesses with greater confidence than our joys. For they are the moments when something new has entered into us, something unknown; our feelings grow mute in shy perplexity, everything in us withdraws, a stillness comes, and the new, which no one knows, stands in the midst of it and is silent.Rainer Maria Rilke

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Today Is DOUBLE QUOTE DAY:::: “The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”
“Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.”
"I take it not only a day at a time, but a moment at a time, and keep it at that pace. If you can be happy right now, then you’ll always be happy, because it’s always in the now."
“When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.”
“Be here. Be present. Wherever you are, be there.”
“If you’re not crazy there’s something wrong with you."
"On the road again, goin' places that I've never been. Seein' things that I may never see again, and I can't wait to get on the road again."
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"You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh." MY QUALITY TIME BLOG MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES

 

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Today's Quotes::: "The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."

"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?"
"Yesterday morning Facebook was temporarily offline, leaving millions of workers unable to do anything except their jobs."
"You know who must be very secure in their masculinity? Male ladybugs."
"The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot."
"You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh."

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