Want to avoid a Hangover or terrible Headache?... MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES.... #999

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Today's Quotes.....  "A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities and an optimist is one who makes opportunities of his difficulties."

"It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit."

"Selfishness and greed, individual or national, cause most of our troubles."

"A President needs political understanding to run the government, but he may be elected without it."

"The difficulty with businessmen entering politics, after they've had a successful business career, is that they want to start at the top."

"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."

-Harry S Truman MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES.

FACTS OF THE DAY

Cucumbers... I didn't know this... and to think all these years I've only been making salads with the cucumbers...

1. Cucumbers contain most of the vitamins you need every day, just one cucumber contains Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin B5, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin C, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Potassium and Zinc.

2. Feeling tired in the afternoon, put down the caffeinated soda and pick up a cucumber. Cucumbers are a good source of B vitamins and Carbohydrates that can provide that quick pick-me-up that can last for hours.

3. Tired of your bathroom mirror fogging up after a shower? Try rubbing a cucumber slice along the mirror, it will eliminate the fog and provide a soothing, spa-like fragrance.

4. Are grubs and slugs ruining your planting beds? Place a few slices in a small pie tin and your garden will be free of pests all season long. The chemicals in the cucumber react with the aluminum to give off a scent undetectable to humans but drive garden pests crazy and make them flee the area.

5. Looking for a fast and easy way to remove cellulite before going out or to the pool? Try rubbing a slice or two of cucumbers along your problem area for a few minutes, the phytochemicals in the cucumber cause the collagen in your skin to tighten, firming up the outer layer and reducing the visibility of cellulite. Works great on wrinkles too!!!

6. Want to avoid a hangover or terrible headache? Eat a few cucumber slices before going to bed and wake up refreshed and headache free. Cucumbers contain enough sugar, B vitamins and electrolytes to replenish essential nutrients the body lost, keeping everything in equilibrium, avoiding both a hangover and headache!!

7. Looking to fight off that afternoon or evening snacking binge? Cucumbers have been used for centuries and often used by European trappers, traders and explores for quick meals to thwart off starvation.

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Some real #wisdom here.

Either Way Let's All Have A Great Day

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MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES..."Success in marriage is more than finding the right person: it is being the right person." #998...

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There she was just a-walkin' down the street, singin'

'Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do'

Did you watch the Kentucky Derby Saturday? If you did, or didn’t, there is a great lesson to learn from the winner, Medina Spirit. You see, Medina Spirit was born to a dam that was unable to produce milk for him initially. Less than a year after he was foaled, he was sold for the minimum $1,000 (meaning he only received a single bid) at the Ocala Breeder’s Sale. He eventually ended up with Hall of Fame trainer Bob Baffert, not with Bob, but with his assistant Mike Marlow. Medina Spirit kept surprising them by outworking the more expensive colts that Baffert's stable attracts. He had heart.

Saturday, Medina Spirit proved that hard work, discipline, and application of God-given gifts produce a winner. It didn’t matter that Medina Spirit wasn’t as big as other horses, wasn’t the perfect color, wasn’t as expensive, and didn’t come from Kentucky. He showed up at the race not knowing how little he cost, gave his all in heart and body…and WON the Kentucky Derby.

If a horse can do it, how much better can you? Or do you let others determine your worth and heart? Came in an email.. Thanks to the author...

CLICK FOR MORE ABOUT THE KENTUCKY DERBY...

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on she went describing the neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, and her feeling unloved and being unlovable. She set out an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured. Finally, the therapist got up, walked around the desk, and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?" "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf."

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Today's Quotes... "The best things in life can never be kept;

They must be given away.

A Smile, a Kiss, and Love.

If you are asking if I'd hurt you, the answer is never.

If you are asking if I love you, the answer is forever.

If you are asking if I want you, the answer is I do.

If you are asking what I value most, the answer is YOU.

Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be."

"A minute of success pays for years of failure."

"Take away love and our earth is a tomb."

"The great mind knows the power of gentleness."

"Success in marriage is more than finding the right person: it is being the right person."

- Robert Browning

Have A Great Day... J. T.

Have some more coffee

MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES.... THIS IS TREE APPRECIATION DAY....#997

 

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Today's Quotes::: "Take a lesson from the trees, watch the way they bend with each breeze, little victories."

"Set yourself the bolder course. Keep your heart an open shrine."

"I'm older now but still running against the wind."

"Those are the memories that made me a wealthy soul."

“Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.”

"Call me a relic, call me what you will, say I'm old fashion, say I'm over the hill. Today's music ain't got the same soul, I like that old time rock and roll."

― Bob Seger

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Even an exhausted pigeon hopes you have a great day... AND ALWAYS APPRECIATE A TREE

J.T.

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This old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said “I would like to withdraw $10”. The teller told her “for withdrawals less than $100, please use the ATM.

The old lady wanted to know why... The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her “these are the rules, please leave if there is no further matter. There is a line of customers behind you”.

The old lady remained silent for a few seconds and handed her card back to the teller and said “please help me withdraw all the money I have.” The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her “you have $300,000 in your account but the bank doesn’t have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back again tomorrow?

The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately. The teller told her any amount up to $3000. “Well please let me have $3000 now.” The teller kindly handed $3000 very friendly and with a smile to her.

The old lady put $10 in her purse and asked the teller to deposit $2990 back into her account.

The moral of this story is....

Don’t be difficult with old people, they spent a lifetime learning the skill.

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WE WERE SUPPOSE TO BE GETTING FIREWOOD FOR CAMP SPRING 1994....

A Little Bit of everything. Hope you have a great day...

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Today's Quotes::: "As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others."

“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!”

“The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.”

"Beauty is being the best possible version of yourself, inside and out."

"There are more important things than outward appearance. No amount of makeup can cover an ugly personality."

"Never regret anything that makes you smile."

- Audrey Hepburn

EYE HOPE YOU LEAVE A COMMENT  J.T.

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