Bad Golf Jokes & A Few Photos

An OUR WORLD TUESDAY post from Lancaster,Ohio

Great Golf Book:: This great golf book gives valuable playing tips and insider information. I'm hopeful you find this a useful tool to help you enjoy your game that much more!

Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee
Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker

Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank
Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger
Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings

And the Club House (NOT) but close by:::::::

Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management
Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round
Chapter 10- When Does A Divot become classified as Sod
Chapter 11 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter 12 - Why your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th...

Chapter 13 - Using Curse words Creatively to Control Ball Flight
Chapter 14 - When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome
Chapter 15 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting five off the Tee
Chapter 16 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent

Chapter 17 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever
Chapter 18- Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique
Chapter 19 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?

Don’t Forget

Chapter 20 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl and give her a $3 Tip, but will balk at $4.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff the Bartender.

  Joe Todd says, “Watch Out and make sure to check out OUR WORLD TUESDAY”

Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Day " Repost"

 MONTPELIER TRAIN DEPOT,ROSA PARKS,SEGREGATION

“Rosa Parks was born on February 4, 1913 in Tuskegee, Alabama. Today marks the 55th anniversary of the civil disobedience on December 1, 1955 when the seamstress in Montgomery, Alabama, became a pivotal symbol in America's civil rights movement.” READ MORE. So for today a visit to the  Montpelier train station, which sits on the grounds of James Madison's Montpelier estate. The train station is now a small museum that depicts the era of segregation. READ MORE

  Rosa Louise McCauley Parks (February 4, 1913 – October 24, 2005) was an African American civil rights activist, whom the U.S. Congress later called "the first lady of civil rights", and "the mother of the freedom movement".READ MORE

There is a ROSA PARKS MUSEUM on the campus of Troy University Montgomery campus CLICK

It wasn't until the 1964 Civil Rights Act that all public accommodations nationwide were desegregated. 1964 was the year I graduated from high school. Today I find it hard to imagine.

There is an  International Civil Rights Center and Museum that uses the former F.W. Woolworth store in downtown Greensboro to remind people what segregation was like and how change was wrought in the way African-Americans were treated every day of their lives. READ MORE

You can also tour the JIM CROW MUSEUM at Ferris State University. CLICK.

Then just across the road from the train depot you have::::

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Thanks for stopping by and THANK YOU ROSA PARKS.

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VISIT MONTPELIER THE HOME OF JAMES MADISON

Panties Put To Good Use In Lancaster, Ohio

PANTIES,LANCASTER,OHIO,PURPLE PEOPLE BRIDGE,CANCER AWARENESS

Hundreds of panties that turned up mysteriously last summer in trees along an Ohio road will be going up in another unusual place: on a pedestrian bridge over the Ohio River. READ MORE 

"Purple People Bridge," connects Pete Rose Way in Cincinnati to Third Street in Newport. The panties, were found hanging around the intersection of Crawfis and Savage Hill roads in August in one of Fairfield County's most bizarre moments of 2011.

What is it all about???? 3,000 littered panties will be used as part of cancer awareness display in Cincinnati. Read the whole article in the Lancaster Eagle Gazette

Thanks for stopping by.. Most of photos from wikipedia. I did a google image search for panties and decided not to use any of those photos.. LOL

Spiritual Sunday

1] Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble, but it is a "steering wheel" that directs the right path throughout.

2] So why is a Car's WINDSHIELD so large and the Rear view Mirror is so small? Because our PAST is not as important as our FUTURE. So, Look Ahead and Move on.

3] Friendship is like a BOOK. It takes few seconds to burn, but it takes years to write.

4] All things in life are temporary. If going well, enjoy it, they will not last forever. If going wrong, don't worry, they can't last long either.

5] Old Friends are Gold! New Friends are Diamond! If you get a Diamond, don't forget the Gold! Because to hold a Diamond, you always need a Base of Gold!

6] Often when we lose hope and think this is the end, GOD smiles from above and says, "Relax, sweetheart, it's just a bend, not the end!"

Be Happy

7] When GOD solves your problems, you have faith in HIS abilities; when GOD doesn't solve your problems HE has faith in your abilities.

8] A blind person asked St. Anthony: "Can there be anything worse than losing eye sight?" He replied: "Yes, losing your vision!"

To much sun

9] When you pray for others, God listens to you and blesses them, and sometimes, when you are safe and happy, remember that someone has prayed for you.

10] WORRYING does not take away tomorrow's TROUBLES, it takes away today's PEACE.

Joe Todd and Linda say,”Thanks for stopping by”. Make sure to visit Spiritual Sunday for great inspiring stories/thoughts..

Photos: “Punta Cana is the name of a region in the easternmost tip of the Dominican Republic. Covering about 420,000 m2 (approximately 1,100 acres), the region is home to a coastline of sandy white beaches and to a "town" of the same name.”

P.S. Recovering well from recent health problems..Joe Todd.. The sayings were sent to me in an email from my good friend Kathy S.

Rare Look At A Nuclear Sub

RARE LOOK AT A NUCLEAR SUB, INSIDE AND OUTSIDE.

This showed up in an email as a PDF file..Click on link to go to Posterous Post then use Full Screen and scroll. Thanks to whoever put this together..

Joe Todd

Northern Indiana Skies For SkyWatch Friday

 

 Wish I could get outside to see the skies but I robbed to many banks. Who am I ?…. Hint: I spent  a lot of time in Indiana and Illinois a few years back.

Look closely…

Don Quixote: Dost not see? A monstrous giant of infamous repute whom I intend to encounter.
Sancho Panza: It's a windmill.
Don Quixote: A giant. Canst thou not see the four great arms whirling at his back?
Sancho Panza: A giant?
Don Quixote: Exactly.

Thanks for stopping by and make sure to visit SkyWatch Friday. More on the monstrous giant of infamous repute in a future post. (Bank robber in first photo)