Two College Seniors & Their Exam….

A big thanks to Terry for his email quality time joke

Two college seniors had a week of exams coming up. They decided to party instead.

  Their biggest exam was on Wednesday, and they showed up telling the professor that because of

  Fat Tire they needed a bit more time to study.

The professor told them that they could have another day to study. That evening, both of the boys crammed all night until they were sure that they knew just about everything.

Arriving to class the next morning, each boy was told to go to two separate classrooms to take the exam. Each

boy just shrugged and went to the two different parts of the building.

As each sat down, they read the first question.

"For 5 points, explain the contents of an atom."

At this point, they both thought that this was going to be a piece of cake, and answered the question with ease.
Then, the test continued.

"For 95 points, tell me which tire it was...!!!

Actually they both aced the test…..How did they do it??? They simply told the truth…

 It wasn’t a flat tire it was New Belgium Fat Tire Amber Ale.. The Fat Tire recipe originates from a co-founder's bicycle trip through Belgium from brewery to brewery. The company promotes its Fat Tire ale locally by the public placement of colorful vintage bicycles outside its brewery, which is located adjacent to the public bike path along the Cache La Poudre River. READ MORE

I'll bet you didn’t see that one coming LOL… Have a great day.. and yes I missed a couple exams because of a few to many ales…

The professor was a little hard of hearing. What can you do????

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You can only have a “Quality Time Day” if you 1. Don’t drink or 2. Drink responsibly…. Two College Seniors & Their Exam…. CLICK to learn about:::

Lancaster Handmade Market

A great way to spend part of a  “Quality Time” Saturday morning is to visit The Lancaster Handmade Market at the corner of Broad and Main in Lancaster,Ohio.

Don’t break the pottery Linda… LOL

Who, What, Where::::: We are Ohio artists and craftspeople who love to make stuff. We make so much we decided to offer it for sale to you at this market. We hope you love using our products as much as we love making them.  READ MORE

Meet Mike Beard from

Las Vegas,Nevada. ( currently visiting his grandfather here in town). Mike is a film maker and photographer. Mike bought his first camera right here in Lancaster when he was only  twelve years old. Here are a couple samples of his work (reproduced with his permission)

Learn more about Mike:::CLICK or visit his STORE

A little music while you shop.

Also, The Sherman House Museum is just up the street and worth a visit.

Several photos of Lancaster,Ohio CLICK

David Hoffman of “Wood ‘N Loom”  Dave does the wood and Nancy takes care of the Loom.

Do you need that knife sharpened? You can reach David at ( woodnloom@gmail.com )

I want all of you to have a “Quality Time Day”

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 Lancaster Handmade Market

Confession of an Old Italian Man

Confession of an Old Italian Man a World War II saga……

An elderly Italian man (Agnolo), who lived on the outskirts of Rimini Italy,

went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional,

  the man said, “Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood

  knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic.”

The priest replied, “That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that.”

"There is more to tell, Father… she started to repay me with sexual favors. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays."

The priest said, “That was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger, but two people under those circumstances can succumb to the weakness of the flesh.

However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven.”

"Thank you, Father. That’s a great load off my mind. I do have one more question."

And what is that?” asked the priest.

"Should I tell her the war is over?"

Hope everyone has a great day…..

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Old Jamaican Man & His Garden

 Nothing beats digging in the garden…….

An Old Jamaican man lived alone in the country…

SO LONLEY WITHOUT MY SON

He wanted to dig his Yellow Yam and Sweet Potato Garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.

His only son, Daquain, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Daquain, I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my Yellow Yam and Sweet Potato Garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me….Love, Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Dad, Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where I buried the bodies.

Love, Daquain

At 4 a.m. The next morning, JCF agents (Jamaica Constabulary Force)  arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son:

Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the Yams and Potatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances. Your loving son, Daquain

Have a great day.. If you want to see where I’ve been hanging out CLICK

 Old Jamaican Man & His Garden

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Keep those Emails coming…… (Thanks Jimmy)