Get Out Of The Problem and Into The Solution…..

Today’s Quality Time Tweet:::

Two guys leap into a plane from the Alps in heart-stopping video https://t.co/sEBfzA1dS2 via @HuffPostWeird

— JOE TODD (@MYQUALITYTIME) March 5, 2018

Today’s Photos are brought to you from The Toledo Museum Of Art:::

Today’s Funny or Not:::

Female Quarters in Navy Ship's New Female Quarters Regulations Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in
a separate private "OFF LIMITS" area on all aircraft carriers. While addressing all personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised, "Female sleeping quarters will be "out-of-bounds" for all males. Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time." And the Admiral continued, "Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500. Are there any questions?" At this point, a US Marine from the security detail assigned to a ship stood up in the crowd and inquired: "How much for a season pass?" God bless the Marine Corps!

Hope you enjoyed the post… Now have a great day………..

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“Accept the Things You can not Change & Have the Courage to Change the Things you Can….”

YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK

Search For Buried Treasure Linked To Illinois Man's Death At Yellowstone https://t.co/MQu47QrbjW

— JOE TODD (@MYQUALITYTIME) March 4, 2018

Today’s Photos are brought to you by Yellowstone National Park…………

Time to head back to The Bill Cody Ranch

This is a great place to stay if you are exploring the Yellowstone area. Make sure to schedule a trail ride………….

Today’s Funny::::

An old man and woman were married for many years.          Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep  into the night.          The old man would shout: "When I die, I will dig my way up and  out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"          Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was  feared.          To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.          His wife had a closed casket at the funeral.          After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety,  asked: "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out  of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"         The wife said, "Let him dig.  I had him buried upside down, and  I know he won't ask for directions."

Get outside and have a great Quality Time day….

 

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Living One Day At A time

Today’s Quality time Tweet::

This week in #odd news: Man with red sauce on face and clothes charged with meatball theft; Suspects scale fence, land in police lot, custody; Police say drunk man rides onto California freeway. https://t.co/Sy6klyvMqU

— AP Oddities (@AP_Oddities) March 3, 2018

Today’s photos brought to you by the state of Florida

Not so far fetched:::

Senior Moment
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.

The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly."

The other man said, "What's the name of the restaurant?"

The first man knits his brow in obvious concentration, and finally said to his companion, "Aahh, What is the name of that red flower you give to someone you love?

His friends replies, "A Carnation??"

"No. No. The other one" the man says.

His friend offers another suggestion, "The Poppy?"

"Nahhhh, growls the man. You know the one that is red and has thorns."

His friend said, "Do you mean a rose?"

"Yes, Yes that's it. Thank you!" the first man says.

He then turns toward the kitchen and yells, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"

Quit horsing around and get out there and have a great day……….A Quality Time Day……..

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Easy Does but Do it…………

Today’s Quality Time Tweet

Due to flooding from three days of intermittent rainfall, the Cades Cove Loop Road is currently closed. Exercise caution when driving or hiking in the park, and remember to follow @SmokiesRoadsNPS for closures and updates! NPS photo: Jason Willette pic.twitter.com/NJLnrneg0g

— GreatSmokyNPS (@GreatSmokyNPS) March 1, 2018

Today’s Photos brought to you by Cades Cove

No flooding in these photos from a few years back…….Just cooling her feet….

Breaking News:: “A sprawling subterranean city was uncovered in the popular Cades Cove area of the Great Smoky Mountains National Park early last week. The startling discovery was officially announced by the National Park Service in a press release this morning. We have summarized the findings below.”

John Oliver’s Secret Passageway

“The existence of a tunnel linking the John Oliver Cabin with the underground city is particularly intriguing to Dr. Poliferno, who has been leading the excavation team. In the press release, Poliferno explains the historical significance of the discovery:”  Read the Whole Story

Have a great day and “Easy Does It”

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Keep It Simple Stupid

Today’s Quality Time Tweet

“Harmony w/land is like harmony w/a friend; you cannot cherish his right hand & chop off his left.'”-Aldo Leopold, author of “a Sand County Almanac.”   (photos taken from Gifford Pinchot, Olympic & Wallow-Whitman NFs) pic.twitter.com/6H3uw2BtY1

— Forest Service NW (@ForestServiceNW) March 1, 2018

Today’s Photos:::

Shake off Your Problems

“A man’s favorite donkey falls into a deep precipice. He can’t pull it out no matter how hard he tries. He therefore decides to bury it alive.

Soil is poured onto the donkey from above. The donkey feels the load, shakes it off, and steps on it. More soil is poured.

It shakes it off and steps up. The more the load was poured, the higher it rose. By noon, the donkey was grazing in green pastures.

After much shaking off (of problems) And stepping up (learning from them), One will graze in GREEN PASTURES.”

EYE HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY

 

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We Must be Prepared To Defend Ourselves…. PERIOD……….

THINK ABOUT IT:::::::::::::::

This week's cartoon from KAL pic.twitter.com/HcB9YtBSNo

— The Economist (@TheEconomist) March 1, 2018

Have a great day…

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