If Your Pissed Remember “H.A.L.T.” Hungry.Angry.Lonely.Tired. and change the way you are thinking

Today’s Quality time Tweet

Watch: Robot cooks burgers at Caliburger location in Pasadena https://t.co/eDwgk4CV3V via @oddnewsupi

— JOE TODD (@MYQUALITYTIME) March 6, 2018

Today’s photos are brought to you by: Hot Rods and Cars in downtown Lancaster,Ohio

Today’s Funny or Not:::

An man buys a sports car and is really beginning to enjoy it when he sees flashing lights in the rear view mirror. He guns it and is rapidly up to 160mph when he realizes what he is doing. He slows down, then pulls over and soon the cop pulls up behind him.

The cop comes up to the window and asks, “What were you thinking, taking off like that?”

“Well,” the man replies after thinking about it for a bit, “a few years ago a highway patrol officer ran off with my wife.”

“What does that have to do with anything.”

“I thought you were bringing her back.”

After that joke this GIF. is only appropriate. Have a great Quality Time day….

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You have to be able to live with yourself before you can live with another person….

Today’s Quality Time Tweet

While doing research @BradMeltzer asked if experts if you could hide a secret message on your body for someone to find later. Experts at Dover revealed that on 9/11 when they were going through the victims body they found a secret note inside someone's stomach: pic.twitter.com/J5fgjlzERB

— CBS This Morning (@CBSThisMorning) March 5, 2018

Today’s Photos are brought to you by: Heisey Glass Museum

Today’s Thoughts:::

• Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled?
  He ended up with a pane in his stomach!

• What happened to the lab technician when he fell into the lens grinder?
  A: He made a spectacle of himself…

• Will glass coffins be a success on the market?
  A: That clearly remains to be seen…

• How can you tell if somebody has a glass eye?
  A: Because it comes out in conversation

• Dad, there’s a man at the door collecting for the new swimming pool.
  A: Give him a glass of water!
• More Glass Jokes.. More About Heisey Museum

Have a Great Quality Time Day…. and …. get that cup of coffee…………..

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Get Out Of The Problem and Into The Solution…..

Today’s Quality Time Tweet:::

Two guys leap into a plane from the Alps in heart-stopping video https://t.co/sEBfzA1dS2 via @HuffPostWeird

— JOE TODD (@MYQUALITYTIME) March 5, 2018

Today’s Photos are brought to you from The Toledo Museum Of Art:::

Today’s Funny or Not:::

Female Quarters in Navy Ship's New Female Quarters Regulations Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in
a separate private "OFF LIMITS" area on all aircraft carriers. While addressing all personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised, "Female sleeping quarters will be "out-of-bounds" for all males. Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time." And the Admiral continued, "Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500. Are there any questions?" At this point, a US Marine from the security detail assigned to a ship stood up in the crowd and inquired: "How much for a season pass?" God bless the Marine Corps!

Hope you enjoyed the post… Now have a great day………..

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“Accept the Things You can not Change & Have the Courage to Change the Things you Can….”

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Search For Buried Treasure Linked To Illinois Man's Death At Yellowstone https://t.co/MQu47QrbjW

— JOE TODD (@MYQUALITYTIME) March 4, 2018

Today’s Photos are brought to you by Yellowstone National Park…………

Time to head back to The Bill Cody Ranch

This is a great place to stay if you are exploring the Yellowstone area. Make sure to schedule a trail ride………….

Today’s Funny::::

An old man and woman were married for many years.          Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep  into the night.          The old man would shout: "When I die, I will dig my way up and  out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"          Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was  feared.          To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.          His wife had a closed casket at the funeral.          After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety,  asked: "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out  of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"         The wife said, "Let him dig.  I had him buried upside down, and  I know he won't ask for directions."

Get outside and have a great Quality Time day….

 

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Living One Day At A time

Today’s Quality time Tweet::

This week in #odd news: Man with red sauce on face and clothes charged with meatball theft; Suspects scale fence, land in police lot, custody; Police say drunk man rides onto California freeway. https://t.co/Sy6klyvMqU

— AP Oddities (@AP_Oddities) March 3, 2018

Today’s photos brought to you by the state of Florida

Not so far fetched:::

Senior Moment
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.

The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly."

The other man said, "What's the name of the restaurant?"

The first man knits his brow in obvious concentration, and finally said to his companion, "Aahh, What is the name of that red flower you give to someone you love?

His friends replies, "A Carnation??"

"No. No. The other one" the man says.

His friend offers another suggestion, "The Poppy?"

"Nahhhh, growls the man. You know the one that is red and has thorns."

His friend said, "Do you mean a rose?"

"Yes, Yes that's it. Thank you!" the first man says.

He then turns toward the kitchen and yells, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"

Quit horsing around and get out there and have a great day……….A Quality Time Day……..

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Easy Does but Do it…………

Today’s Quality Time Tweet

Due to flooding from three days of intermittent rainfall, the Cades Cove Loop Road is currently closed. Exercise caution when driving or hiking in the park, and remember to follow @SmokiesRoadsNPS for closures and updates! NPS photo: Jason Willette pic.twitter.com/NJLnrneg0g

— GreatSmokyNPS (@GreatSmokyNPS) March 1, 2018

Today’s Photos brought to you by Cades Cove

No flooding in these photos from a few years back…….Just cooling her feet….

Breaking News:: “A sprawling subterranean city was uncovered in the popular Cades Cove area of the Great Smoky Mountains National Park early last week. The startling discovery was officially announced by the National Park Service in a press release this morning. We have summarized the findings below.”

John Oliver’s Secret Passageway

“The existence of a tunnel linking the John Oliver Cabin with the underground city is particularly intriguing to Dr. Poliferno, who has been leading the excavation team. In the press release, Poliferno explains the historical significance of the discovery:”  Read the Whole Story

Have a great day and “Easy Does It”

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