Wear The World As A Loose Garment

Today’s Quality Time Tweet:

Rare And Thought-Provoking Historical Photographs https://t.co/xd28vxUcox via @_90skidsonly

— JOE TODD (@MYQUALITYTIME) March 8, 2018

Today’s photos are brought to you by:: Colonial Williamsburg

Thought provoking or funny?? You tell me:::

THIS IS HOW IT STARTED:: 

Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing.

He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours. The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days. So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen.  On the way he met a farmer on his donkey. Upon seeing the king the farmer said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace at once because in just a short time I expect a huge amount of rain to fall in this area".
The king was polite and considerate, he replied: "I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an extensively educated and experienced professional.  And besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him and I will continue on my way."  So he continued on his way. However, a short time later a torrential rain fell from the sky.  The King and Queen were totally soaked and their entourage chuckled upon seeing them in such a shameful condition. Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the professional. Then he summoned the farmer and offered him the prestigious and high paying role of royal forecaster. The farmer said, "Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting.  I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey's ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain.  So the king hired the donkey. And thus began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in the government and occupy its highest and most influential positions.

And the practice is unbroken to this date..

Someone  was not behaving:::

As always have a Great Quality Time Day…..

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It’s Not What Happens to You but how You Perceive It……

Today’s Quality Time Tweet:

Messed up things that actually happened on the Oregon Trail:::

Read More: http://www.grunge.com/88853/messed-things-happened-oregon-trail/sl/?utm_campaign=clip

https://t.co/oWIssCceWQ #Oregon pic.twitter.com/WVN1qnZhtD

— JOE TODD (@MYQUALITYTIME) March 7, 2018

Today’s photos brought to you by:: “Garden Of The Gods” Colorado Springs……

Being serious today::

“Self-absorption in all its forms kills empathy, let alone compassion. When we focus on ourselves, our world contracts as our problems and preoccupations loom large. But when we focus on others, our world expands. Our own problems drift to the periphery of the mind and so seem smaller, and we increase our capacity for connection - or compassionate action.”

“In a very real sense we have two minds, one that thinks and one that feels.”

“Out-of-control emotions can make smart people stupid.”

“The rational mind usually doesn't decide what emotions we "should" have!”

“Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.”

“There is perhaps no psychological skill more fundamental than resisting impulse.”

― Daniel Goleman

Go ahead and leave a comment and as always Have A Quality Time Day……

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If Your Pissed Remember “H.A.L.T.” Hungry.Angry.Lonely.Tired. and change the way you are thinking

Today’s Quality time Tweet

Watch: Robot cooks burgers at Caliburger location in Pasadena https://t.co/eDwgk4CV3V via @oddnewsupi

— JOE TODD (@MYQUALITYTIME) March 6, 2018

Today’s photos are brought to you by: Hot Rods and Cars in downtown Lancaster,Ohio

Today’s Funny or Not:::

An man buys a sports car and is really beginning to enjoy it when he sees flashing lights in the rear view mirror. He guns it and is rapidly up to 160mph when he realizes what he is doing. He slows down, then pulls over and soon the cop pulls up behind him.

The cop comes up to the window and asks, “What were you thinking, taking off like that?”

“Well,” the man replies after thinking about it for a bit, “a few years ago a highway patrol officer ran off with my wife.”

“What does that have to do with anything.”

“I thought you were bringing her back.”

After that joke this GIF. is only appropriate. Have a great Quality Time day….

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You have to be able to live with yourself before you can live with another person….

Today’s Quality Time Tweet

While doing research @BradMeltzer asked if experts if you could hide a secret message on your body for someone to find later. Experts at Dover revealed that on 9/11 when they were going through the victims body they found a secret note inside someone's stomach: pic.twitter.com/J5fgjlzERB

— CBS This Morning (@CBSThisMorning) March 5, 2018

Today’s Photos are brought to you by: Heisey Glass Museum

Today’s Thoughts:::

• Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled?
  He ended up with a pane in his stomach!

• What happened to the lab technician when he fell into the lens grinder?
  A: He made a spectacle of himself…

• Will glass coffins be a success on the market?
  A: That clearly remains to be seen…

• How can you tell if somebody has a glass eye?
  A: Because it comes out in conversation

• Dad, there’s a man at the door collecting for the new swimming pool.
  A: Give him a glass of water!
• More Glass Jokes.. More About Heisey Museum

Have a Great Quality Time Day…. and …. get that cup of coffee…………..

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Get Out Of The Problem and Into The Solution…..

Today’s Quality Time Tweet:::

Two guys leap into a plane from the Alps in heart-stopping video https://t.co/sEBfzA1dS2 via @HuffPostWeird

— JOE TODD (@MYQUALITYTIME) March 5, 2018

Today’s Photos are brought to you from The Toledo Museum Of Art:::

Today’s Funny or Not:::

Female Quarters in Navy Ship's New Female Quarters Regulations Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in
a separate private "OFF LIMITS" area on all aircraft carriers. While addressing all personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised, "Female sleeping quarters will be "out-of-bounds" for all males. Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time." And the Admiral continued, "Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500. Are there any questions?" At this point, a US Marine from the security detail assigned to a ship stood up in the crowd and inquired: "How much for a season pass?" God bless the Marine Corps!

Hope you enjoyed the post… Now have a great day………..

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“Accept the Things You can not Change & Have the Courage to Change the Things you Can….”

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Search For Buried Treasure Linked To Illinois Man's Death At Yellowstone https://t.co/MQu47QrbjW

— JOE TODD (@MYQUALITYTIME) March 4, 2018

Today’s Photos are brought to you by Yellowstone National Park…………

Time to head back to The Bill Cody Ranch

This is a great place to stay if you are exploring the Yellowstone area. Make sure to schedule a trail ride………….

Today’s Funny::::

An old man and woman were married for many years.          Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep  into the night.          The old man would shout: "When I die, I will dig my way up and  out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"          Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was  feared.          To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.          His wife had a closed casket at the funeral.          After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety,  asked: "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out  of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"         The wife said, "Let him dig.  I had him buried upside down, and  I know he won't ask for directions."

Get outside and have a great Quality Time day….

 

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