Wednesday, November 21, 2018

Rodney Dangerfield.. Born: November 22, 1921 & Some Beach Photos…

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rodney1 Rodney Dangerfield.. Born: November 22, 1921, Died: October 5, 2004. He began his career working as a stand-up comic in the Borscht Belt resorts of the Catskill Mountains north of New York City. His act grew in notoriety as he became a mainstay on late-night talk shows throughout the 1960s and 1970s. READ MORE

1. This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.

2. I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.

3. I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

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cincogif_thumb Keep Coming Back. “It Works If You Work It.”

College Students

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library A guy was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"

The girl replied in a loud voice: "I DON 'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.  After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt really embarrassed, right?”

The guy then responded in a loud voice: "WHAT, A $1000 FOR ONE NIGHT? ... . . YOU MUST BE GOOD TO CHARGE THAT!"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy then whispered in her ear: "I study law: I know how to screw people."

A1 Have a great day.

Tuesday, November 20, 2018

What Is It With Blondes

Ivanka Trump slowly transitioned from honey blonde to a cooler shade. Is it a power move? Nooooooo she wanted to use her private email for government business…..

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A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?"

manleaves LOCK HER UP………OR RAKE LEAVES IN CALIFORNIA…………

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Monday, November 19, 2018

Little Johnny & The Post Turtle

Actually, “Forest Management” is a great idea…

leaves Get out there and rake those leaves. No More Forest Fires……..

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littlejohnny NEWS FLASH:: Little Johnny put the turtle on the post….

Monday, November 12, 2018

Why Has America Become So Divided?

MQTlogoa1500x500 Maybe the better question is; “Can the United States Become More United.”

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“We weaken our greatness when we confuse our patriotism with tribal rivalries that have sown resentment and hatred and violence in all the corners of the globe. We weaken it when we hide behind walls, rather than tear them down, when we doubt the power of our ideals, rather than trust them to be the great force for change they have always been.”

— Senator John McCain (2018)

“Four reasons the United States doesn’t seem so united anymore” READ ARTICLE  Joe Pierre M.D. from Psychology Today…. Worth the read..

JOETODDSAYS210 Some of “My Friends” both Democrats and Republicans on Facebook  have made very disparaging exaggerated and untrue statements concerning each other. The attack ads for the most recent election gave me the idea I shouldn’t vote for either candidate. I think this “win at all costs mentality” is very divisive for for our country. The article from Psychology Today adds some much needed perspective. Thanks for stopping by and have a Great Day…… (For my own part, I will be more careful about what I post/comment)

Sunday, November 11, 2018

War & More George S. Patton Jr. Born: 11-11 1885

MQTlogoa1500x500 My thoughts on a sad situation at bottom of post…..

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george_pattondone George S. Patton Jr. Born: 11-11 1885

George Smith Patton Jr. was a General of the United States Army who commanded the U.S. Seventh Army in the Mediterranean theater of World War II, and the U.S. Third Army in France and Germany following the Allied invasion of Normandy in June 1944. Wikipedia

A. “Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”

B. “Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.”

C. “If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.”

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John McCrae’s ‘In Flanders Fields’

“In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.”

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My thoughts on a sad situation:: There was a mass shooting in a popular bar in Thousand Oaks, California.  Twelve are dead.  The killer was a local ex-Marine.  For his final act, he killed himself.

A. Gun control ( right or wrong ) isn’t going to happen anytime soon. ( just a fact ).

B. ( PTSD ) “Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) is a real illness. You can get PTSD after living through or seeing a traumatic event, such as war, a hurricane, sexual assault, physical abuse, or a bad accident.PTSD makes you feel stressed and afraid after the danger is over. It affects your life and the people around you. Read More ( MORE NEEDS TO BE DONE)

C. The U.S. Dept. of veteran affairs & our military need to do more. PTSD: National Center for PTSD

Veterans Crisis Line:
1-800-273-8255

D. Alcohol and Drug addiction is a major cause of all crime/deaths in the U.S.A. PREVENTION/TREATMENT IS THE ANSWER. SAMHSA’s National Helpline, 1-800-662-HELP (4357), (also known as the Treatment Referral Routing Service) or TTY: 1-800-487-4889 is a confidential, free, 24-hour-a-day, 365-day-a-year, information service, in English and Spanish, for individuals and family members facing mental and/or substance use disorders. This service provides referrals to local treatment facilities, support groups, and community-based organizations. Callers can also order free publications and other information.

E. In our world today we all need to be more vigilant and aware of our surroundings/situation. If you hear/see something that needs to be reported do it.

F. Prayers are probably doing much more than we realize. KEEP IT UP… In particular I use:: “YOUR will be done, on earth as it is in heaven.” (pretty much covers everything)

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AND BE VIGILANT & SAFE……