I think I've discovered the secret of life

Have A “Quality Time Day”

 

A balding, white haired man from Sherman Oaks in California , walked into a jewelry store in
a local mall this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over.
'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000' the jeweler said.
The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, 'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick up the ring Monday afternoon.'
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said 'There was only $25 in your account.'
'I know, said the old man,
'But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!'

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Charles M. Schulz American cartoonist… Born: November 26, 1922

:::: “I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.”

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The Doctor says, “leave a comment and you will feel much better.”

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Rodney Dangerfield.. Born: November 22, 1921 & Some Beach Photos…

HAVE A GREAT DAY HAVE A GREAT DAY HAVE A GREAT DAY HAVE A GRATE DAY HAVE A GREAT DAY

Rodney Dangerfield.. Born: November 22, 1921, Died: October 5, 2004. He began his career working as a stand-up comic in the Borscht Belt resorts of the Catskill Mountains north of New York City. His act grew in notoriety as he became a mainstay on late-night talk shows throughout the 1960s and 1970s. READ MORE

1. This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.

2. I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.

3. I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

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Today’s Photos:

Keep Coming Back. “It Works If You Work It.”

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College Students

JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOCK

A guy was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"

The girl replied in a loud voice: "I DON 'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.  After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt really embarrassed, right?”

The guy then responded in a loud voice: "WHAT, A $1000 FOR ONE NIGHT? ... . . YOU MUST BE GOOD TO CHARGE THAT!"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy then whispered in her ear: "I study law: I know how to screw people."

Have a great day.

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What Is It With Blondes

Ivanka Trump slowly transitioned from honey blonde to a cooler shade. Is it a power move? Nooooooo she wanted to use her private email for government business…..

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?"

LOCK HER UP………OR RAKE LEAVES IN CALIFORNIA…………

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Little Johnny & The Post Turtle

Actually, “Forest Management” is a great idea…

Get out there and rake those leaves. No More Forest Fires……..

NEWS FLASH:: Little Johnny put the turtle on the post….

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Why Has America Become So Divided?

Maybe the better question is; “Can the United States Become More United.”

  Cain and Abel

“We weaken our greatness when we confuse our patriotism with tribal rivalries that have sown resentment and hatred and violence in all the corners of the globe. We weaken it when we hide behind walls, rather than tear them down, when we doubt the power of our ideals, rather than trust them to be the great force for change they have always been.”

— Senator John McCain (2018)

“Four reasons the United States doesn’t seem so united anymore” READ ARTICLE  Joe Pierre M.D. from Psychology Today…. Worth the read..

Some of “My Friends” both Democrats and Republicans on Facebook  have made very disparaging exaggerated and untrue statements concerning each other. The attack ads for the most recent election gave me the idea I shouldn’t vote for either candidate. I think this “win at all costs mentality” is very divisive for for our country. The article from Psychology Today adds some much needed perspective. Thanks for stopping by and have a Great Day…… (For my own part, I will be more careful about what I post/comment)

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