Saturday, February 06, 2021
Question: Do you Eat Pizza For Breakfast? ( Hot or Cold )
Friday, February 05, 2021
Thursday, February 04, 2021
“We must not wish for the disappearance of our troubles but for the grace to transform them.”
“We must not wish for the disappearance of our troubles but for the grace to transform them.”
Wednesday, February 03, 2021
“Paid in full with one glass of milk” & A Few Train Photos
One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to
door to pay his way through school, found he had only one dime left, and he was
hungry. He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost
his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door. Instead of a meal he asked
for a glass of water.
She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large
glass of milk. He drank it slowly, and then asked, “How much do I owe you?”
“You don’t owe me anything,” she replied. “Mother has
taught us never to accept pay for a kindness.”
He said, “Then I thank you from my heart.” And he
left.
Years later the young woman became critically ill. The
local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they
called in specialists to study her rare disease. Dr. Howard Kelly was called in
for the consultation. He did his best to save her life and gave his special
attention to the case.
After a long struggle, the battle was won. The final
bill from Dr. Kelly was sent to the woman’s room. She feared to open it, for
she was sure it would take the rest of her life to pay for it all. Finally she
had a look, and something caught her attention on the side of the
bill. She read these words …
“Paid in full with one glass of milk”
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring
for Christmas. After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said,
“I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel drive vehicles.” “She
did,” he replied, “but where was I going to find a fake Jeep.”
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Have A Great Day... Joe Todd
Tuesday, February 02, 2021
Plus, the head and the butt are interchangeable.”
Three surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon said, “Electricians are the best because everything inside is color coded.” The second surgeon says, “No, I think librarians are, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.” The third surgeon shut them all up when he said, “You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the butt are interchangeable.”
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That's All Folks... J.T
Monday, February 01, 2021
Theme Song For Marjorie Taylor Greene
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A couple is dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They phone for a cab, turn on a night light, cover their pet parakeet and put the cat out in the back yard.
A
little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.
She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a
snack cake
The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your
Twinkie."
She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too."