Monday, February 08, 2021
You've got to be careful with old guys
Sunday, February 07, 2021
My Straight Jacket & I can’t get into your pants.
Mike was going to be married to Jane, so his father sat him down for a little chat.
He said, ‘Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here, try these on!
She did and said, 'These are too big, I can’t wear them.’
I replied, 'Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.’ Ever since that night we have never had any problems.
“Hmmm,’ said Mike. He thought that might be good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Jane,
'Here try these on.’
She tried them on and said, 'These are too large, they don’t fit me.
'Mike said, 'Exactly, I wear the pants in this family, and I always will. I don’t want you to ever forget that.
Then Jane took off her pants, and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here, you try on mine.’
He did and said, 'I can’t get into your pants.’
Jane said, 'Exactly. And if you don’t change your smart ass attitude, you never will.”
“They lived happily ever after”=====THE END====xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
SIDE SHOW::: ( My Pillow Guy )
“The GOP isn’t doomed.
It’s dead.
The chaos now enveloping what’s left of the Grand Old party after four years of catering to an unstable president
is theirs to own. Where conservatism once served as a moderating force — gently
braking liberalism’s boundless enthusiasm — the former home of ordered liberty
has become a halfway house for ruffians, insurrectionists and renegade warriors.”
Have A Great Day.. J.T.
THE OPINIONS EXPRESSED IN THIS BLOG MAY OR MAYNOT BE MINE...
Saturday, February 06, 2021
Question: Do you Eat Pizza For Breakfast? ( Hot or Cold )
Friday, February 05, 2021
Thursday, February 04, 2021
“We must not wish for the disappearance of our troubles but for the grace to transform them.”
“We must not wish for the disappearance of our troubles but for the grace to transform them.”
Wednesday, February 03, 2021
“Paid in full with one glass of milk” & A Few Train Photos
One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to
door to pay his way through school, found he had only one dime left, and he was
hungry. He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost
his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door. Instead of a meal he asked
for a glass of water.
She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large
glass of milk. He drank it slowly, and then asked, “How much do I owe you?”
“You don’t owe me anything,” she replied. “Mother has
taught us never to accept pay for a kindness.”
He said, “Then I thank you from my heart.” And he
left.
Years later the young woman became critically ill. The
local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they
called in specialists to study her rare disease. Dr. Howard Kelly was called in
for the consultation. He did his best to save her life and gave his special
attention to the case.
After a long struggle, the battle was won. The final
bill from Dr. Kelly was sent to the woman’s room. She feared to open it, for
she was sure it would take the rest of her life to pay for it all. Finally she
had a look, and something caught her attention on the side of the
bill. She read these words …
“Paid in full with one glass of milk”
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring
for Christmas. After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said,
“I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel drive vehicles.” “She
did,” he replied, “but where was I going to find a fake Jeep.”
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Have A Great Day... Joe Todd