“Life is like a novel. It's filled with suspense. You have no idea what is going to happen until you turn the page.”
“Life is like a novel. It's filled with suspense. You have no idea what is going to happen until you turn the page.”
Donald Trump walks down the street He says, "Why am I soft in the middle, now? I have to Fight, Fight, Fight. The rest of my life is so hard I need a photo-opportunity I Should have gone to the Capitol I want a shot at redemption No impeachment for me. Don't want to end up a cartoon In a cartoon graveyard" Deal maker Deal maker Money in the moonlight Far away in my well-lit Mar-A-Lago Mr. Rudy G., Mr. Rudy G. Get these mutts away from me You know, I don't find this stuff amusing anymore. (Apology to Paul S.)
It’s winter in Ohio and
the gentle breeze blows,
Thirty miles an hour at ten below.
Oh how I love Ohio, when the snow is up your butt
You take a breath of winter air and your nose gets
frozen shut.
Yes, the winter here is wonderful. So I guess I
will hang around.
I could never leave Ohio, cause I’m frozen to the
ground!
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“The dream is like a river, ever changing as it flows and the dreamer just a vessel that must follow where it goes. We must lean from what's behind us never knowing what's in store keeps each day a constant battle just to stay between the shore.”
Mike was going to be married to Jane, so his father sat him down for a little chat.
He said, ‘Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here, try these on!
She did and said, 'These are too big, I can’t wear them.’
I replied, 'Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.’ Ever since that night we have never had any problems.
“Hmmm,’ said Mike. He thought that might be good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Jane,
'Here try these on.’
She tried them on and said, 'These are too large, they don’t fit me.
'Mike said, 'Exactly, I wear the pants in this family, and I always will. I don’t want you to ever forget that.
Then Jane took off her pants, and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here, you try on mine.’
He did and said, 'I can’t get into your pants.’
Jane said, 'Exactly. And if you don’t change your smart ass attitude, you never will.”
“They lived happily ever after”=====THE END====xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
SIDE SHOW::: ( My Pillow Guy )
The chaos now enveloping what’s left of the Grand Old party after four years of catering to an unstable president
is theirs to own. Where conservatism once served as a moderating force — gently
braking liberalism’s boundless enthusiasm — the former home of ordered liberty
has become a halfway house for ruffians, insurrectionists and renegade warriors.”
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