Andy Dufresne: Get busy living or get busy dying. Andy Dufresne: Remember, Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things and no good thing ever dies. WISDOM JOKES WISDOM JOKES AT MY QUALITY TIME BLOG WISDOM JOKES
“That word is 'willing.' It's an attitude and spirit of cooperation that should permeate our conversations. It's like a palm tree by the ocean that endures the greatest winds because it knows how to gracefully bend. ”
"The only way love can last a lifetime is if it's unconditional. The truth is this: love is not determined by the one being loved but rather by the one choosing to love."
“Almost every sinful action ever committed can be traced back to a selfish motive. It is a trait we hate in other people but justify in ourselves.”
“You must choose to live by encouragement rather than by expectations.”
A trucker pulled into a highway café. “I want 3 flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.” The blonde waitress (first day on the job) didn’t want to look stupid in front of the customer, so she went to the kitchen and asked the cook, “This guy just ordered 3 flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?” “No,” the cook replied. “Three flat tires means three pancakes. A pair of headlights means two eggs sunny side up. And a pair of running boards means 2 slices of crisp bacon!” “Oh. Ok!” said the blonde relieved to finally understand the code words. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The trucker asked, “What are the beans for, Blondie?” She replied, “I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights, and running boards, you might as well gas up!”
“Life is like a novel. It's filled with suspense. You have no idea what is going to happen until you turn the page.”
“Being poor is only romantic in books.”
“Don't give up. There are too many nay-sayers out there who will try to discourage you. Don't listen to them. The only one who can make you give up is yourself. ”
“You know, it's not fair. Women are judged inferior until we prove ourselves, and men are judged superior until they prove what assholes they are.”
“I'm sure that whatever changed is only temporary. It will change again.”
“To be successful you need friends and to be very successful you need enemies.”
― Sidney Sheldon
My New Clock... Seems Appropriate.. Have A Great Day.. J.T.
“You've got to get up every morning with a smile on your face, And show the world all the love in your heart, then people gonna treat you better. You're gonna find, yes, you will, That you're beautiful as you feel.”
"My life has been a tapestry of rich and royal hue, an everlasting vision of the ever changing view."
"When you're down and troubled,
And you need some love and care,
And nothing, nothing is going right
Close your eyes and think of me,
And soon I will be there
To brighten up even your darkest night."
“I still believe that everyone is beautiful in some way and by seeing the beauty in others we make ourselves more beautiful.”
"Tonight the light of love is in your eyes,
But will you love me tomorrow?"
"Only love is real...everything else is illusion."
― Carole King
Donald Trump walks down the street He says, "Why am I soft in the middle, now? I have to Fight, Fight, Fight. The rest of my life is so hardI need a photo-opportunity I Should have gone to the Capitol I want a shot at redemption No impeachment for me. Don't want to end up a cartoon In a cartoon graveyard" Deal maker Deal maker Money in the moonlight Far away in my well-lit Mar-A-Lago Mr. Rudy G., Mr. Rudy G. Get these mutts away from me You know, I don't find this stuff amusing anymore. (Apology to Paul S.)
It’s winter in Ohio and
the gentle breeze blows, Thirty miles an hour at ten below. Oh how I love Ohio, when the snow is up your butt You take a breath of winter air and your nose gets
frozen shut. Yes, the winter here is wonderful. So I guess I
will hang around. I could never leave Ohio, cause I’m frozen to the
ground!
"Never too old, never too bad, never too late, never too sick to start from scratch once again."
"Nothing can steal happiness, peace, away from you: if anyone does make you angry, you are the loser; if someone can allow you to lose peace, you are the loser."
"In life you only have to travel 6 inches. That is the distance from your mind to your heart."
"The real pleasure, the real peace, the real enlightenment is to give. The more you give the more you get. If you give 10, you get 100."
"You have nothing to lose. You had nothing to begin with."
― Bikram Choudhury
A good friend of mine was addicted to brake fluid. He told me he could STOP anytime he wanted to..
“The dream is like a river, ever changing as it flows and the dreamer just a vessel that must follow where it goes. We must lean from what's behind us never knowing what's in store keeps each day a constant battle just to stay between the shore.”
“Life is like therapy - real expensive and no guarantees.”
“Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers.”
“You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy.”
“Choose to chance the rapids; dare to dance the tide.”
“The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself.”
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