Can You Fix Stupid?

 

Camping with our T&B Qmax Teardrop Trailer

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"The greatest sin is judgment without knowledge."

"I think it's your duty to overcome what you inherit in life."

"Apologizes are pointless, regrets come too late. What matters is you can move on.....you can grow."

"Prayer is when you talk to God. Meditation is when you're listening. Playing the piano allows you to do both at the same time."

-Kelsey Grammer

 A woman went to the Doctor’s office where she was seen by one of the new doctors. After about 4 minutes in the exam room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and told her to go relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, “What’s the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she had two grown children and several grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?!” The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, “Does she still have the hiccups?”

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Have A Great Day... J.T.

We are torn

 

“We are torn between nostalgia for the familiar and an urge for the foreign and strange. As often as not, we are homesick most for the places we have never known.”

"Falling in love is the easiest thing in the world. It's standing in love that matters."

"There's nothing that makes you so aware of the improvisation of human existence as a song unfinished. Or an old address book."

"The thinking mind is best controlled by the imagination."

"The Heart is a lonely hunter with only one desire! To find some lasting comfort in the arms of another's fire...driven by a desperate hunger to the arms of a neon light, the heart is a lonely hunter when there's no sign of love in sight!”

― Carson McCuller

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5 Animals That Might Show Up In Your Toilet to Terrify You

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Mars

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Have A Great Day & Keep Your Eye On The Ball... LOL... J.T.

“Definitions belong to the definers, not the defined.”

 

“If there's a book that you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it.”

“You wanna fly, you got to give up the shit that weighs you down.”

“Freeing yourself was one thing, claiming ownership of that freed self was another.”

“Make up a story... For our sake and yours forget your name in the street; tell us what the world has been to you in the dark places and in the light. Don't tell us what to believe, what to fear. Show us belief's wide skirt and the stitch that unravels fear's caul.”

"There is really nothing more to say-except why. But since why is difficult to handle, one must take refuge in HOW."

“Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it.”

“Definitions belong to the definers, not the defined.”

― Toni Morrison

Have A Great Day J.T.

Time for more coffee

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott to call on Don Quixote

 News You Can't Use::

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott to call on Don Quixote to joust with windmills to solve the power outage.

"I'm on the diet where you eat vegetables and drink wine. That's a good diet. I lost 10 pounds and my driver's license."

"I saw a sign one time that said 'hemorrhoids awareness week' at the doctor's office. Let me tell you, if you got hemorrhoids, I'm sure you are aware of it. You don't need a sign to tell anybody about it."

"I had a buddy of mine call up the other day, all upset 'cause he slept with his third cousin. And I'm like, Man, if it upsets you that much, quit countin' them!"

"I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park."

"Remember, half the people you know are below average."

"He who laughs last, thinks slowest."

- Larry the Cable Guy

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That's All Folks J.T.

What Did Eve Say To Adam During The Goodyears (Did She Say It With A Bitch Face)

 Scientists have discovered what causes Resting Bitch Face  ( Never heard of this til today)

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Well it’s cold today. How cold you ask? Colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg. It’s so cold the dogs are sticking to the fire hydrants. It is so cold that the snowmen are migrating south. Its so cold that I’m using an ice tray as a heating pad. It’s so cold that my heartburn is cured. It is so cold that my kids are telling the most outrageous lies just hoping that their pants will catch on fire.  

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Thats All Folks

“If you lose all hope, you can always find it again.”

"Some idiotic things are well worth doing."

“Your life doesn't mean what you have or what you get. Its what you're willing to give up.”

“Maturity, as I conceived it, was recognizing what was bad or peculiar in life, admitting it has to stay that way, and going ahead with the best of things. ”

“If loneliness is the disease, the story is the cure.”

“Most things don't stay the way they are very long.”

― Richard Ford

Must Have An IQ of at least 140 To View Post

 

Many years ago, the world-famous Italian freediver Enzo Maiorca was diving in the Mediterranean Sea off the coast of his hometown of Syracuse, Sicily.

As he entered the water he felt a dolphin nudging his back. He soon realized the dolphin wasn’t trying to play, but to communicate and solicit his help. Once he had his attention, the dolphin dove down about 12 feet, and Enzo followed. There he saw another dolphin tangled in an abandoned fishing net.

Enzo swam up and called to his daughter Rossana, who was on a nearby boat, for his diving knives. Within a few minutes, the two managed to cut the drowning dolphin free (dolphins can survive under water without air for about 10 minutes) and use their arms as a stretcher to carry the exhausted animal to the surface.

As the dolphin emerged from the water, she let out “almost a human cry,” according to Enzo.

Then came a surprise. The rescued dolphin was actually pregnant... And she gave birth to a calf right then and there, under the watchful eyes of her mate.

“The little one was led to his mama’s nipples by gentle strokes of the adult dolphin’s beak" Enzo recalled. "I like to think that on that day we reunited a family.”

Shortly after the rescue, the male dolphin circled Enzo and Rosanna, “stood” up, and touched Enzo’s cheek with his beak “like a kiss”.

How did Enzo know to follow the dolphin? “I maintain that his brain waves influenced our minds,” he said.

′′Until man learns to respect and to talk to the animal world, he can never know his true role on Earth,” he added

A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service. After the benediction, he had planned to call the couple down for a brief ceremony in front of the congregation. For the life of him, he couldn't think of the names of those who were to be married.  Will those wanting to get married please come to the front?" he requested. 
Immediately, nine single ladies, six single men, three widows, and four widowers stepped to the front.
today's Thot

Here's to love, the only fire for which there is no insurance.

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Hope you Love The Snow LOL

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