Thursday, February 25, 2021

"Forgive everybody everything everyday."

 



Today's Quotes:: "Of all tasks of government the most basic is to protect its citizens against violence."

"A peaceful world is a world in which differences are tolerated, and are not eliminated by violence."
"A capacity to change is indispensable. Equally indispensable is the capacity to hold fast to that which is good."
“The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year.”
“A man's accomplishments in life are the cumulative effect of his attention to detail.”
"Forgive everybody everything everyday."
― John Foster Dulles
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The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
“Yes,” he says. “My daddy taught me.”
“Can you tell me what comes after three?”
“Four.”
“What comes after six?”
“Seven.”
“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your father did a very fine job. What comes after ten?”
“A jack,” answers Johnny.
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The Tent in the first photo is the one they lost... 

  Have A Great Day J.T.

















Job Search::

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory 

      but I got canned Couldn't  concentrate.  

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,  

 but just couldn't hack itso they gave me the axe


3. 
After that, I tried being a Tailor,  

 but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.












 

A Few Lake Penage Canada Pictures from years ago

 



Today's Quotes::"You know what ? Certain people think they will feel good if certain things happen… The trick is: you have to feel good for no reason."

"Remember, it’s your own body, your own brain. You’re not a victim of the universe, you are the universe."
"The greatest personal limitation is to be found not in the things you want to do and can’t, but in the things you’ve never considered doing."
"If you can’t enjoy what you have, you can’t enjoy more of it."
"Sometimes people say, 'One day you are going to look back at this and laugh.' My question is: 'Why wait?'"
- Richard Bandler













































Big Skies…Big Land…Our Western Skies Arizona,Utah,Colorado,New Mexico for Sky Watch Friday “Look at the sky. We are not alone.
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A Little Canada... Lake Penage Ontario, Canada

Tuesday, February 23, 2021

Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,

 



Today's Quotes:: “Children learn more from what you are than what you teach.”

"The theory of democratic government is not that the will of the people is always right, but rather that normal human beings of average intelligence will, if given a chance, learn the right and best course by bitter experience."
“The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression.”
“The worker must work for the glory of his handiwork, not simply for pay; the thinker must think for truth, not for fame.”
“Either America will destroy ignorance or ignorance will destroy the United States.”
“Believe in life! Always human beings will progress to greater, broader, and fuller life.” W.E.B. Du Bois


Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP.

Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting, 
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings, 
Bundles of magazines tied up in string, 
These are a few of my favorite things. 
Cadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses, 
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses, 
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings, 
These are a few of my favorite things. 
When the pipes leak, When the bones creak, When the knees go bad, I simply remember my favorite things, And then I don't feel so bad. Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions, No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions, 
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,These are a few of my favorite things. 
Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin
g, Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinning, And we won't mention our short shrunken frames, When we remember our favorite things. When the joints ache, When the hips break, When the eyes grow dim, Then I remember the great life I've had, And then I don't feel so bad.








































Have A Great Day (Check This out):Goulding's Trading Post & Museum in Monument Valley

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and....

 Must Know Knews:Ornithologists often use Cheetos to study behavior in crows. Along with being easy to spot, they’re also one of the birds’ favorite snacks.



Today's Quotes::: “Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.”

“The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.”
“It is difficult to find happiness within oneself, but it is impossible to find it anywhere else.”
"Change alone is eternal, perpetual, immortal."
"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."
“Compassion for animals is intimately associated with goodness of character, and it may be confidently asserted that he who is cruel to animals cannot be a good man.”
― Arthur Schopenhauer
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Time To Get Serious: Did you hear about the near tragedy at the mall near Austin? There was a power outage and Ted Cruz was stuck on the escalator for more than four hours.











































Camping with our T&B Qmax Teardrop Trailerclick

Have A Great Day J.T.

BONUS: A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him a 5:00 A.M. for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5 A.M.” He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning the man woke up only to discover that it was 9:00 A.M. and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go see why his wife hadn’t waken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.  The paper said, “It 5:00 A.M. Wake up.”

Monday, February 22, 2021

A Man Feared His Wife

 



A man feared his wife wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

“Here’s what you do,” said the doctor, “stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.”

That evening, the wife was in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He said to himself, “I’m about 40 feet away, let’s see what happens.”

Then in a normal tone he asked, “Honey, what’s for dinner?” No response.

So the husband moved closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeated, “Honey, what’s for dinner?”

Still no response.

Next he moved into the dining room where he was about 20 feet from his wife and asked, “Honey, what’s for dinner?”

Again he got no response. So, he walked up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.

“Honey, what’s for dinner?” Again there is no response.

So he walked right up behind her. “Honey, what’s for dinner?” “James, for the fifth time I’ve said, pasta!”


Have A Great Day... J.T.




Sunday, February 21, 2021

Can You Fix Stupid?

 

Camping with our T&B Qmax Teardrop Trailer

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"The greatest sin is judgment without knowledge."
"I think it's your duty to overcome what you inherit in life."
"Apologizes are pointless, regrets come too late. What matters is you can move on.....you can grow."
"Prayer is when you talk to God. Meditation is when you're listening. Playing the piano allows you to do both at the same time."
-Kelsey Grammer

















 A woman went to the Doctor’s office where she was seen by one of the new doctors. After about 4 minutes in the exam room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and told her to go relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, “What’s the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she had two grown children and several grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?!” The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, “Does she still have the hiccups?”
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Have A Great Day... J.T.