Sunday, March 21, 2021

THIS MY QUALITY TIME BLOG POST IS ONLY MARGARINALLY FUNNY...WISDOM JOKES AND MORE

 NEWS YOU CAN USE:::::  TheBest Netflix Shows That Are Rarely Mentioned


Today's Quotes:: “Compromise, if not the spice of life, is its solidity. It is what makes nations great and marriages happy.”

“A bit of trash now and then is good for the severest reader. It provides the necessary roughage in the literary diet.”
“A mother's hardest to forgive.
Life is the fruit she longs to hand you
Ripe on a plate. And while you live,
Relentlessly she understands you.”
“Words may sting, but silence is what breaks the heart.”
"How happy is the Optimist,
To whom life shows its sunny side.
His horse may lose, his ship may list,
But he always sees the funny side."
― Phyllis McGinley
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Why aren't koalas actual bears? They don't meet the koalafications.

Saturday, March 20, 2021

THERE ARE THREE WAYS TO ULTIMATE SUCCESS::: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE?? ( WISDOM & JOKES AT MY QUALITY TIME BLOG )

 News You Can Use:: Watched last night.. A pretty good movie. The Dig is a 2021 British drama film directed by Simon Stone, based on the 2007 novel of the same name by John Preston. Slow and graceful, plus the added benefit of being based on a true story.





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Today's Quotes “When I say it's you I like, I'm talking about that part of you that knows that life is far more than anything you can ever see or hear or touch. That deep part of you that allows you to stand for those things without which humankind cannot survive. Love that conquers hate, peace that rises triumphant over war, and justice that proves more powerful than greed.”
“Love isn't a state of perfect caring. It is an active noun like struggle. To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.”
“Often when you think you're at the end of something, you're at the beginning of something else.”
“The greatest gift you ever give is your honest self.”
“Little by little we human beings are confronted with situations that give us more and more clues that we are not perfect. ”
“There are three ways to ultimate success:
The first way is to be kind.
The second way is to be kind.
The third way is to be kind.”
― Fred Rogers
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What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator.



























Have A Great Day J.T.


I begged my dad to explain what an eclipse was. But he said no sun.
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Friday, March 19, 2021

THE JOLLY REAPER VS. THE WHITE WITCH & TWO TRAVELING ANGELS ( CATS & DOGS )

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Today's Quotes::: "Many people consider the things government does for them to be social progress but they regard the things government does for others as socialism."

"We are now at the point where we must decide whether we are to honour the concept of a plural society which gains strength through diversity, or whether we are to have bitter fragmentation that will result in perpetual tension and strife."
"The old Court you and I served so long will not be worthy of its traditions if Nixon can twist, turn and fashion. If Nixon gets away with that, then Nixon makes the law as he goes along - not the Congress nor the courts."
"In these days, it is doubtful that any child may reasonably be expected to succeed in life if he is denied the opportunity of an education."
"It is doubtful that Congress would pass the Bill of Rights if it were introduced today."
"To get what you want, STOP doing what isn't working."
- Earl Warren



The White Witch

James Weldon Johnson - 1871-1938

 

O brothers mine, take care! Take care!

The great white witch rides out to-night.

Trust not your prowess nor your strength,

Your only safety lies in flight;

For in her glance there is a snare,

And in her smile there is a blight.

The great white witch you have not seen?

Then, younger brothers mine, forsooth,

Like nursery children you have looked

For ancient hag and snaggle-tooth;

But no, not so; the witch appears

In all the glowing charms of youth.

Her lips are like carnations, red,

Her face like new-born lilies, fair,

Her eyes like ocean waters, blue,

She moves with subtle grace and air,

And all about her head there floats

The golden glory of her hair.

But though she always thus appears

In form of youth and mood of mirth,

Unnumbered centuries are hers,

The infant planets saw her birth;

The child of throbbing Life is she,

Twin sister to the greedy earth.

 And back behind those smiling lips,

And down within those laughing eyes,

And underneath the soft caress

Of hand and voice and purring sighs,

The shadow of the panther lurks,

The spirit of the vampire lies.

For I have seen the great white witch,

And she has led me to her lair,

And I have kissed her red, red lips

And cruel face so white and fair;

Around me she has twined her arms,

And bound me with her yellow hair.

 I felt those red lips burn and sear

My body like a living coal;

Obeyed the power of those eyes

As the needle trembles to the pole;

And did not care although I felt

The strength go ebbing from my soul.

Oh! she has seen your strong young limbs,

And heard your laughter loud and gay,

And in your voices she has caught

The echo of a far-off day,

When man was closer to the earth;

And she has marked you for her prey.

 She feels the old Antaean strength

In you, the great dynamic beat

Of primal passions, and she sees

In you the last besieged retreat

Of love relentless, lusty, fierce,

Love pain-ecstatic, cruel-sweet.

 O, brothers mine, take care! Take care!

The great white witch rides out to-night.

O, younger brothers mine, beware!

Look not upon her beauty bright;

For in her glance there is a snare,

And in her smile there is a blight.






















































































































WITCHES,ANGELS,DOGS,CATS, & THE JOLLY REAPER... WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT?   HAVE A GREAT DAY.. J.T.
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In one small rural town the sheriff also fulfilled the role of the town's veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered.

An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?"

"He is, but tell me, do you need him as the sheriff or the vet?" the wife asked.

"Both!" was the reply. "We can't get our dog's mouth open, and there's a burglar in it!"

Today's Thought============================

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? 10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.
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Thursday, March 18, 2021

BIRDS AREN'T REAL ( GOVERNMENT SURVEILLANCE DRONES )

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Like Museums??? Check this out:: The Warther Museum




Today's Quotes::: “As we view the achievements of aggregated capital, we discover the existence of trusts, combinations, and monopolies, while the citizen is struggling far in the rear or is trampled to death beneath an iron heel.

Corporations, which should be the carefully constrained creatures of the law and the servants of the people, are fast becoming the people's masters.”
“I believe the most important benefit that I can confer on the country by my presidency is to insist upon the entire independence of the executive and legislative branches of the government, and compel the members of the legislative branch to see that they have responsibilities of their own, grave and well-defined, which their official oaths bind them sacredly to perform.”
― Grover Cleveland
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That's All Folks
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THEY HAVE INSTALLED A GPS CHIP IN EVERY TIRE TO TRACK YOU.

 Check this out::: One Tank Trip to the Columbus Washboard Company/Museum Logan,Ohio






Today's Quotes::: "We are all one - and if we don't know it, we will learn it the hard way."

"Let us be enraged about injustice, but let us not be destroyed by it."
"If we desire a society without discrimination, then we must not discriminate against anyone in the process of building this society. If we desire a society that is democratic, then democracy must become a means as well as an end."
"When an individual is protesting society's refusal to acknowledge his dignity as a human being, his very act of protest confers dignity on him."
"We need, in every community, a group of angelic troublemakers."
-Bayard Rustin
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Have A Great Day... J.T.

Tuesday, March 16, 2021

“Face your fears and allow yourself to unmask their illusion.” AT MY QUALITY TIME BLOG

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Big Skies Repost 




Today's Quotes::: “Whatever thoughts you allow yourself to know through your wonderful receiver will become an experienced reality, seen first within your embodiment and then through the conditions of your life. And whatever you desire, you have the ability — through knowing — to manifest into your life in the twinkling of an eye. That is how you create the kingdom of heaven on Earth.”

“Face your fears and allow yourself to unmask their illusion.”
“You know, it is very simple to be a genius. All you have to do is think for yourself.”
- J.Z. Knight
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That's All Folks.. Have A Great Day J.T.
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