"If you have any notion of where you are going, you will never get anywhere." & BEACH SCULPTURES

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Joke For Today:::  In the old west a cowboy was riding his horse looking for stray cattle when he came upon a rattlesnake warming himself in the sun on the trail. The horse spooked and reared up and the cowboy drew his six shooter to shoot the snake. “Hold on!” said the snake. “I am an enchanted rattlesnake. If you let me live, I will grant you three wishes.” The cowboy decided to take a chance. He said, “Ok, first, I’d like to have a face like Clark Gable, then, I’d like a build like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and finally I would like sexual equipment comparable to that of my horse here.” “Alright,” said the rattlesnake. “When you get back to the bunk house, your three wishes will come true.” The cowboy took off back to the bunkhouse as fast as his horse would go. Upon arrival, he runs inside to look in the mirror. Sure enough, the face of Clark Gable was staring back at him. He rips off his shirt to reveal a muscular body like that of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Lastly he undoes his belt buck to find a real surprise. “Crap!! I was riding the mare!”

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Today's Quote::: "The painting rises from the brushstrokes as a poem rises from the words. The meaning comes later."

"You can look at a picture for a week and never think of it again. You can also look at the picture for a second and think of it all your life."

"If you have any notion of where you are going, you will never get anywhere."

"To gain freedom is to gain simplicity."

"I try to apply colors like words that shape poems, like notes that shape music."

"The works must be conceived with fire in the soul but executed with clinical coolness."

- Joan Miro

That's All Folks.... Have A Great Day... MY QUALITY TIME BLOG MY QUALITY TIME BLOG MY QUALITY TIME BLOG WISDOM JOKES

BUTTS ON THE BEACH:::: & IDIOT DRIVERS..........

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Hello Everyone... I've been gone for a couple weeks. We drove from Ohio to Florida and back.. Observations... FK...ing idiot drivers RECKLESS.... I would say I observed at least 100 drivers that will die in the next 5 years because of their piss poor driving skills.... Florida... Hot Sun Ocean Beaches Food and the SCENERY wasn't bad either... Route 77 and 95 I really didn't like and what is with the $4.00 tolls on W.V. turnpike.... Route 75 is a much better road. A lot of idiot drivers  on all routes. About Georgia... A lot of ADULT SUPER STORE JUST AHEAD..... & MORE ADULT SUPER STORE JUST AHEAD... PECANS PECANS PECANS..... CONFEDERATE FLAG and a GREAT ACCENT. 

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Today's Quotes:::: "The modern technological world appears overwhelming to many people. It drives some to pessimism and despair. It makes others doubt the future of mankind unless we retreat to simpler lives and even to the ways of our ancestors. What these people fail to realize is that we cannot go back to those ways and those days. Furthermore, for all our difficulties, life today is far better for more people and the possibilities for the future can be brighter than ever if we develop not only new knowledge, but a greater faith and confidence in the human mind and spirit."

"There is a beauty in discovery. There is mathematics in music, a kinship of science and poetry in the description of nature, and exquisite form in a molecule. Attempts to place different disciplines in different camps are revealed as artificial in the face of the unity of knowledge. All literate men are sustained by the philosopher, the historian, the political analyst, the economist, the scientist, the poet, the artisan and the musician."

"People must understand that science is inherently neither a potential for good nor for evil. It is a potential to be harnessed by man to do his bidding."

- Glenn T. Seaborg

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"I DON'T LOOK GOOD NAKED ANYMORE"... WISDOM & JOKES AT MY QUALITY TIME BLOG..& THE WORM THAT FEEDS ON SMALL CHILDREN

 

TODAY'S QUOTES:::: 

Al Gore quotes

As human beings, we are vulnerable to confusing the unprecedented with the improbable. In our everyday experience, if something has never happened before, we are generally safe in assuming it is not going to happen in the future, but the exceptions can kill you and climate change is one of those exceptions.

Civil disobedience has an honourable history, and when the urgency and moral clarity cross a certain threshold, then I think that civil disobedience is quite understandable, and it has a role to play.

I take no pleasure in the fact that the scientific predictions I've relayed to popular audiences turn out to be true.

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Hope You Have A Great Day  J.T.

 

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SOME NEWS YOU PROBABLY MISSED

 This massive worm was found in "extremely rich forest soil" in the foothills of the Sumaco Volcano in Ecuador.  It's been identified as a Martiodrilus crassus, which is Latin for "worm which feeds on dogs and small children."

“The greatest minds are capable of the greatest vices as well as of the greatest virtues.” ( WISDOM & JOKES AT MY QUALITY TIME ) & LITTLE JOHNNY BEING BAD

 

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Today's Quotes:::: “I suppose therefore that all things I see are illusions; I believe that nothing has ever existed of everything my lying memory tells me. I think I have no senses. I believe that body, shape, extension, motion, location are functions. What is there then that can be taken as true? Perhaps only this one thing, that nothing at all is certain.”

“It is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.”

“Conquer yourself rather than the world.”

“The greatest minds are capable of the greatest vices as well as of the greatest virtues.”

“I desire to live in peace and to continue the life I have begun under the motto 'to live well you must live unseen'”

“I think; therefore I am.”

― René Descartes

Hope Everyone has a great day... J.T.

Alaska Cruise One Year PreCovid

THE OLD MAN WAS TIRED BUT HE KNEW SHE WAS LYING ABOUT HER AGE..&.. GRIFFONAGE

 

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 Today's quotes::: Nothing else can quite substitute for a few well-chosen, well-timed, sincere words of praise. They're absolutely free and worth a fortune

Celebrate your success and find humor in your failures. Don't take yourself so seriously. Loosen up and everyone around you will loosen up. Have fun and always show enthusiasm. When all else fails, put on a costume and sing a silly song.

Swim upstream. Go the other way. Ignore the conventional wisdom. If everybody else is doing it one way, there's a good chance you can find your niche by going in exactly the opposite direction. But be prepared for a lot of folks to wave you down and tell you you're headed the wrong way.

Sam Walton

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"You’re tired because you’re tired. It’s a phase.  It’s a feeling.  It’s a frame of mind. Go drink some tea or take a nap, or carry your tiredness on your back like a sack of bricks that pins your wrinkled feet to the linoleum. Well, all old men are tired but some get over it. Take a day off.  Sit on your brown hammock and take off your slippers and order some logic puzzles. Buy a hat or some sunglasses to block that tiring sun that makes you sweat out your cup of tea

that so valiantly fends off your tiredness"...

Or Just Don't Eat So Damn Much.. JUST SAYING

Have A Great Day... J.T....( PART OF A POEM FROM SOMEONE) THANKS