"Turn your face to the sun and the shadows follow behind you.".. MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES

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When I retired, I went to the Social Security office to apply for

Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's

license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants... you might have gotten disability to.

"The old tree is shook
White blossoms slowly float down
Dancers in the wind." 
-  Alexandra Kim  

"May and June.  Soft syllables, gentle names for the two best months in the garden year: cool, misty mornings gently burned away with a warming spring sun, followed by breezy afternoons and chilly nights.  The discussion of philosophy is over; it's time for work to begin." 
-  Peter Loewer  

"Turn your face to the sun and the shadows follow behind you."

Have A Great Day.. J.T.

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“It doesn't matter if the water is cold or warm if you're going to have to wade through it anyway.” & BACK TO THE SEVENTIES

 

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Today's Quotes::: “We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.”

“Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation.”

“In the final analysis, the questions of why bad things happen to good people transmutes itself into some very different questions, no longer asking why something happened, but asking how we will respond, what we intend to do now that it happened.”

“Matter is spirit moving slowly enough to be seen.”

“It doesn't matter if the water is cold or warm if you're going to have to wade through it anyway.”

“The future belongs to those who give the next generation reason for hope.”

― Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

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1. Why did the teddy bear say no to the ice cream?

He was beyond stuffed.

2. What does Winnie the Pooh call his girlfriend?

Hunny.

3. What’s a teddy bear’s favorite type of pie?

Blue-bear-y.

4. What’s the best way to say sorry to a teddy bear?

To bear your heart and soul.

5. Which scary movie did the bear refuse to watch?

The Bear Witch Project.

6. What do you get when you cross a teddy bear with a skunk?

Winnie the P.U.!

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WHENEVER I EAT HEALTHY A CHOCOLATE BAR LOOKS AT ME & SNICKERS

 

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Todays Quotes::: "You have had many and great sadnesses, which passed. And you say that even this passing was hard for you and put you out of sorts. But, please, consider whether these great sadnesses have not rather gone right through the center of yourself? Whether much in you has not altered, whether you have not somewhere, at some point of your being, undergone a change while you were sad? … Were it possible for us to see further than our knowledge reaches, and yet a little way beyond the outworks of our divining, perhaps we would endure our sadnesses with greater confidence than our joys. For they are the moments when something new has entered into us, something unknown; our feelings grow mute in shy perplexity, everything in us withdraws, a stillness comes, and the new, which no one knows, stands in the midst of it and is silent." Rainer Maria Rilke

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Today Is DOUBLE QUOTE DAY:::: “The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

“Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.”

"I take it not only a day at a time, but a moment at a time, and keep it at that pace. If you can be happy right now, then you’ll always be happy, because it’s always in the now."

“When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.”

“Be here. Be present. Wherever you are, be there.”

“If you’re not crazy there’s something wrong with you."

"On the road again, goin' places that I've never been. Seein' things that I may never see again, and I can't wait to get on the road again."

― Willie Nelson

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"You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh." MY QUALITY TIME BLOG MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES

 

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Today's Quotes::: "The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."

"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?"

"Yesterday morning Facebook was temporarily offline, leaving millions of workers unable to do anything except their jobs."

"You know who must be very secure in their masculinity? Male ladybugs."

"The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot."

"You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh."

- Jay Leno  

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CONTEMPT PRIOR TO INVESTIGATION & ABANDONED PLACES

 An old farmer was walking down the path to the pond when he spotted a bullfrog. He reached down and grabbed the frog and started to put him in his pocket when the bullfrog said, "Kiss me on the lips and I will turn into a beautiful farmers wife." Again the old farmer started to put the frog in his pocket. The frog asked, "Didn't you hear what I said?" The farmer looked at the frog and said," At my age I'd rather have a talking frog.

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Today's Quotes::: "The law is the survival of the fittest.... The law is not the survival of the 'better' or the 'stronger,' if we give to those words any thing like their ordinary meanings. It is the survival of those which are constitutionally fittest to thrive under the conditions in which they are placed; and very often that which, humanly speaking, is inferiority, causes the survival."

"There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance-that principle is contempt prior to investigation."

"The great aim of education is not knowledge but action."

"The society exists for the benefit of its members; not its members for the benefit of the society."

"The wise man must remember that while he is a descendant of the past, he is a parent of the future."

-Herbert Spencer

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Do you ever wonder what the history is of abandoned places?

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Everyone has issues...... &..... GETTING OLDER CAN BE FUN

 

Today's Quotes:::: “If eyes are windows into the soul, books are rabbit holes into the imagination.”

“You know, we all have scars. If yours are only on the outside, you should consider yourself lucky.”

“Burying your feelings is like burying a lit match in a pile of gas cans – something has to blow eventually.”

“We don't get to choose how much time we get in this life, but we do get to choose how we spend it.”

“Everyone has issues. The key is finding someone whose issues mesh well with your issues.”

“Life's supposed to be a little hard. If your life is too easy, you're doing it wrong.”

― Seth King

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