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Today's Quotes "It is not what they take away from you that counts. It's what you do with what you have left."
"To err is human. To blame someone else is politics."
"Never give up on anybody."
"The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it."
"It was once said that the moral test of government is how that government treats those who are in the dawn of life, the children; those who are in the twilight of life, the elderly; and those who are in the shadows of life, the sick, the needy and the handicapped."
"Freedom is hammered out on the anvil of discussion, dissent, and debate."
-Hubert H. Humphrey
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Farmer Dan got into his truck and drove to the
neighbouring ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, Eddie, aged about 10,
opened the door. 'Is yer Dad home?' Dan demanded. 'No, sir, he ain't,' Eddie
replied. 'He went into town.' 'Well, then,' inquired Dan, 'is yer Mom here?'
'No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad.' 'How about your
brother? Is he here?' 'He went with Mom and Dad,' explained Eddie patiently.
Farmer Dan stood there for a few seconds, shifting from one foot to the other
and muttering to himself. 'Is there anything I can do fer ya?' Eddie asked
politely. 'I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or maybe
I could take a message fer Dad.' 'Well, it's difficult,' answered Dan
uncomfortably, 'I really wanted to talk to yer Dad. It's about your brother
getting my daughter pregnant.' Eddie considered for a moment, 'You would have
to talk to Pa about that,' he finally conceded. 'If it helps you
WOW, only in Newark.
You guys will not believe what happened! I pulled into the Duke Station to get some
gas and Pepsi. When I was walking in to pay, I noticed the Newark Policeman
parked on the side of the building watching this woman smoking while pumping
gas. Of course I saw her and thought the lady is crazy.
But anyway, I went
inside and got my Pepsi and paid for my gas. As the cashier was giving me my
receipt, I heard somebody screaming. I looked out the door and the woman's arm
was on fire! She was swinging her arm & running around like crazy! I ran
outside to assist the officer who had just put the lady on the ground and was
putting the fire out with his coffee!!
Then he handcuffed her
and threw her in the patrol car.
I was thinking
"What kind of person smokes WHILE PUMPING GAS & thinks nothing's gonna
happen?!" Just dumb!
I was curious why she
was arrested so I asked the officer what he was charging her with.
He looked me dead in
the face and said, "WAVING A FIREARM!"
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This young couple allowed me to take their photo. They had just hiked to the summit of Mt. Washington.. What a feat..
“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.”
“Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.”
“A man deserves a second chance, but keep an eye on him.”
“You're short on ears and long on mouth.”
“A man's got to do what a man's got to do.”
“Life is hard; It's even harder if you're stupid.”
― John Wayne Photo below Valley of the Gods Utah. John Wayne Country
Today's Quotes to put some sunshine into your day."To live content with small means.
To seek elegance rather than luxury,
and refinement rather than fashion.
To be worthy not respectable, and wealthy not rich. To study hard, think quietly, talk gently, act frankly, to listen to stars, birds, babes, and sages with open heart, to bear all cheerfully, do all bravely, await occasions, hurry never.In a word, to let the spiritual, unbidden and unconscious, grow up through the common. This is to be my symphony."To be prosperous is not to be superior, and should form no barrier between men. Wealth ought not to secure the prosperous the slightest consideration. The only distinctions which should be recognized are those of the soul, of strong principle, of incorruptible integrity, of usefulness, of cultivated intellect, of fidelity in seeking the truth.”
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