Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard
Today's Quotes::: “Write something to suit yourself and many people will like it; write something to suit everybody and scarcely anyone will care for it.”
"I'd like some raisin bread
please," the man says. The shop assistant nods and climbs up a
ladder to reach the raisin bread located on the very top shelf.
The man standing almost directly beneath
her is provided with an excellent view, just as he thought. When she descends the ladder, he
decides that he had better get two loaves. As the shop assistant
retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers
notices what's going on and requests his own loaf of raisin bread. After
many trips she is tired and irritated and begins to wonder, "why the
unusual interest in the raisin bread?" Atop the ladder one
more time, she looks down and glares at the men standing below. Then, she
notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd. Thinking that she can
save herself another trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is it
raisin for you too?"
"No,"
stammers the old man, "but it's quivering a little.."
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