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MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & #TRAVEL......
Enjoy::: One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for
him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you ' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a politician came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The politician was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there
were a dozen politician lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
As Ronald Reagan said:
BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!
Always Wanted to Know Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
DONALD TRUMP: I’ve been told by my many sources, good sources – they’re very good sources – that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it’s a really good road. It’s a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.
JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do the…thing in the…you know the rest.
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he’s a maverick!
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! Eggs should be able to lay themselves.
HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where’s my gun?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.
ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he’s guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
LOTS MORE
MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES... & #TRAVEL
“Any fool knows men and women think differently at times, but the biggest difference is this. Men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget.”
“Almost dead yesterday, maybe dead tomorrow, but alive, gloriously alive, today.”
“The oak fought the wind and was broken, the willow bent when it must and survived.”
“Run when you have to, fight when you must, rest when you can.”
“Better to have one woman on your side than ten men.”
“Sometimes, pain is all that lets you know you're alive.”
― Robert Jordan
“I am so far from being a pessimist...on the contrary, in spite of my scars, I am tickled to death at life.”
“Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.”
"God gave us mouths that close and ears that don't... that should tell us something."
“Man is born broken. He lives by mending. The grace of God is glue.”
"We fought so long against small things that we became small ourselves."
“It's a great game - the pursuit of happiness.”
― Eugene O'Neill
“Great men are not born great, they grow great.”
“Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment.”
“A friend should always underestimate your virtues and an enemy overestimate your faults.”
“The lawyer with the briefcase can steal more money than the man with the gun.”
“Friendship is everything. Friendship is more than talent. It is more than the government. It is almost the equal of family."
“I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.”
― Mario Puzo
MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES... & #TRAVEL At The Fairfield County Fair 2021
Linda says, " How do you like my ride?"
At The Fairfield County Fair 2021
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P.S. There is one real in·con·gru·i·ty In this post. Can you find it?
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