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"You don't have to act as if you care; you just have to care enough to act."
"Part of me is still waiting to grow up, to be an adult, and the other part knows there is no such thing."
"I'm nothing if not honest."
"I really think that living is the process of going from complete certainty to complete ignorance."
"By telling my own story, I hope to help remove the stigma. It never should be something to hide."
- Richard Dreyfuss
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An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed, and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness
from God and this Christian family."
No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again, all was quiet.
Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke,
"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.".........
Beautiful English::: I called an old school friend and asked what was he doing. He replied that he is working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment".
I was impressed......
On further enquiring I learnt that he was washing dishes with hot water.....under his wife's supervision.
Today's Quotes::::“I read so I can live more than one life in more than one place.”
“I'm beginning to think that maybe it's not just how much you love someone. Maybe what matters is who you are when you're with them.”
“I've never quite believed that one chance is all I get.”
“It struck her all at once that dealing with other human beings was an awful lot of work.”
“If I waited till I felt like writing, I'd never write at all.”
“There is no sound more peaceful than rain on the roof, if you're safe asleep in someone else's house.”
― Anne Tyler
So this blonde walks into a bank in central London and asks to see the manager. She says she's going to Hong Kong on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5,000.
The manager says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a brand new Ferrari.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The manager and the tellers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a £200,000 Ferrari as collateral against a £5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the £5,000 and the interest, which comes to £17.41.
The manager says. "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a millionairess. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow £5,000?"
The blonde replies. "Where else in central London can I park my car for two weeks for only £17.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
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WELCOME TO THE ELIZABETHAN GARDENS
Foliage fans and gardening enthusiasts from all over the country will love a day trip to the Elizabethan Gardens. Tucked away in Manteo within the Fort Raleigh National Historic Site, this 10 acre Roanoke soundfront locale is home to hundreds of species of native plants and wildlife, as well as rare and treasure varieties from all over the world, and offers a unique natural display with every visit.